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    It's so contagious. I find myself laughing at laughter even when I've seen nothing at all funny.

    I'm not sure I'd be able to seriously discuss being arrested for assault due to passing gas. I fart accidentally. I'm a gassy person. I use things like gas-x, but it happens nonetheless. I'd totally be in fart jail.

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    Jimmy Carr is such a savage beast. I just love his Dark Humour.

    Last edited by Chris, 7th March 2021 at 08:41.

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    pretty funny stuff ... my kind of apolitics ...

    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    It's so contagious. I find myself laughing at laughter even when I've seen nothing at all funny.

    I'm not sure I'd be able to seriously discuss being arrested for assault due to passing gas. I fart accidentally. I'm a gassy person. I use things like gas-x, but it happens nonetheless. I'd totally be in fart jail.
    Ever been high on pot and started laughing and then start getting nervous that you're never going to be able to stop ... now that's a rush ...
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    It's so contagious. I find myself laughing at laughter even when I've seen nothing at all funny.

    I'm not sure I'd be able to seriously discuss being arrested for assault due to passing gas. I fart accidentally. I'm a gassy person. I use things like gas-x, but it happens nonetheless. I'd totally be in fart jail.
    Becomes one of those situations when you see someone laughing and then you start too and the other person sees you and laughs even harder and so do you and then you are both standing there laughing uncontrollably but nobody really knows what's going on anymore?

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    Quote Originally posted by Malisa View Post
    Becomes one of those situations when you see someone laughing and then you start too and the other person sees you and laughs even harder and so do you and then you are both standing there laughing uncontrollably but nobody really knows what's going on anymore?
    It's contagious like yawning, but lifts the spirit for a while...

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    Quote Originally posted by Elen View Post
    It's contagious like yawning, but lifts the spirit for a while...
    Lifting spirits?
    Sounds good to me as long as it's Stolichnaya or Jack Daniels.............
    Ní siocháin go saoirse

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    It's so contagious. I find myself laughing at laughter even when I've seen nothing at all funny.

    I'm not sure I'd be able to seriously discuss being arrested for assault due to passing gas. I fart accidentally. I'm a gassy person. I use things like gas-x, but it happens nonetheless. I'd totally be in fart jail.
    Me too. I blame it on anti-fa! Now that we've gotten past the most uncomfortable aspect of any online relationship--discussing passing gas--I just have to post this. It's old but it still cracks me up! So so low brow. LOL


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    Quote Originally posted by Lord Sidious View Post
    Lifting spirits?
    Sounds good to me as long as it's Stolichnaya or Jack Daniels.............
    Naaaa...A Single Malt Highlander is best here locally.

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    Quote Originally posted by Octopus Garden View Post
    Me too. I blame it on anti-fa! Now that we've gotten past the most uncomfortable aspect of any online relationship--discussing passing gas--I just have to post this. It's old but it still cracks me up! So so low brow. LOL

    Ok, I admit it, I laughed ... but I didn't watch until the END ... hahahahaha
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    Quote Originally posted by Elen View Post
    Naaaa...A Single Malt Highlander is best here locally.
    Maybe, but I'm not there locally, ya geographicallychallengednugget...................
    Ní siocháin go saoirse

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    NAP, I thought the whole thing was a comedy skit at first and was immature and grosse. What made me laugh was the fact that the preacher, minus sound effects, is a 'serious' preacher. That part is real. He is the epitome of the phony baloney minister.

    People send him money, and just love him. It's a bit like the Trump phenomenon. I totally get that so many people voted for him out of a sense of desperation. What I can't get my head around is anybody thinking he is a wonderful person. And it seems that many of his base do. That is astonishing to me.

    Quote Originally posted by Lord Sidious View Post
    Maybe, but I'm not there locally, ya geographicallychallengednugget...................
    Well seeing as we're all drinking, I'll have a bloody Caesar.

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    Foster Lager for me ...
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    Quote Originally posted by NotAPretender View Post
    Foster's Lager for me ...
    Aussie beer, eh? Does Master Nugget approve of that?

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    definitely not ... I thought he was going to have to slap me sometime back ...
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    Quote Originally posted by NotAPretender View Post
    Foster Lager for me ...
    Second hand horse piss..................

    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    Aussie beer, eh? Does Master Nugget approve of that?
    I don't know if he does, but I don't...................
    Ní siocháin go saoirse

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