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    [Hoax] UFO Hovers Above White House Lawn with Picture

    Although this news escaped the newswires because the message was delivered telepathically to all those evolved enough to receive it, a UFO hovered just inches above the White House lawn today.

    The UFO can clearly be seen by all who have opened their third eye.

    The UFO chose to remain cloaked but, knew that the New Age community with its myriad of avowed empaths would be clearly able to "feel" them in the craft. Psychics report that the beings on board would have liked to have gone Earth style and used a restroom but, despite many options for accommodation there were none indicated for off-worlders. Not wanting to offend any body they chose to not make use of this option and be politically correct. Also, they hovered to honor a "Keep Off the Grass" sign.

    A very clear message was given to psychics that a nation that might elect a person that belongs in prison was not ready for disclosure. DAARPA was aware of them and had weapons locked on the craft but, chose not to fire lest disclosure happen, psychics claim. They, the craft occupants, want a world where human rights, for all, abides. With so many special interest groups they were not sure who best represents humanity so they chose psychics to spread their message.

    There are various reports as to the shape, some saying saucer-shaped and others saying cigar-shaped. Some said it was an orb. Disagreements prevented a final telepathic statement from being made however.

    They did leave with a final message, "Humans, get your act together".


    The above is for entertainment value only.
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    I have had this information relayed to me as well. However, it is still not clear to me what the ship looks like if it were to decloak, nor what the intentions are of its occupants. The voices in my head are in serious disagreement with my imaginary friends on account of this information.







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    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    I have had this information relayed to me as well. However, it is still not clear to me what the ship looks like if it were to decloak, nor what the intentions are of its occupants. The voices in my head are in serious disagreement with my imaginary friends on account of this information.




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    The ship is clearly sky shaped.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    The ship is clearly sky shaped.

    What kind of sky? Martian, Andromedan, Alderbaranic?
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    It's a Terran sky, I'm pretty sure.
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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    It's a Terran sky, I'm pretty sure.
    I guess the absence of any blue showing would point to a chem-trailed sky and who else would trash their own planet? However, that might be conspiracy theory, people tell me they are just contrails. Our representative goobermint tells them so through an independent media.
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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    The ship is clearly sky shaped.
    What kind of sky? Martian, Andromedan, Alderbaranic?
    It's a Terran sky, I'm pretty sure.
    I thought it was an Acronymian sky...


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    Quote Originally posted by modwiz View Post
    I guess the absence of any blue showing would point to a chem-trailed sky and who else would trash their own planet? However, that might be conspiracy theory, people tell me they are just contrails. Our representative goobermint tells them so through an independent media.
    Well, the sky is grey, so then the occupants would be... Greys? No?
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    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    These guys need a breath mint.
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    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    Well, the sky is grey, so then the occupants would be... Greys? No?
    Well, as there were disagreements with the psychics, it definitely falls into a grey area.
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    Quote Originally posted by modwiz View Post
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    Well... even though my wife says, "Don't worry... he sees plenty with one eye," I have to be honest... I didn't see it.

    But as I correct my wife, "Honey... I don't see 'em... I smell 'em," I did also smell this one too. And yes, they sure needed the bathroom.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sam Hunter View Post
    Well... even though my wife says, "Don't worry... he sees plenty with one eye," I have to be honest... I didn't see it.

    But as I correct my wife, "Honey... I don't see 'em... I smell 'em," I did also smell this one too. And yes, they sure needed the bathroom.
    It's a shame Sam, you are clearly not evolved enough to see them. You need to buy a Cintamani stone from Rob Potter. He sells them on his website. Forum rules prevent me from posting a link.

    With regards to the bathroom, they did need it. To puke over millions of Americans supporting Hillary.
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