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    Are these biological beings from Uranus?
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    Quote Originally posted by Greenbarry View Post
    Are these biological beings from Uranus?
    No, only spirits of the Air come from Uranus. But as Sam says, you can smell them.
    "To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize" -- Voltaire

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    butt how do they breath? shouldnt they have some kind of asshat breathing apparatus?

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    Quote Originally posted by modwiz View Post
    It's a shame Sam, you are clearly not evolved enough to see them. You need to buy a Cintamani stone from Rob Potter. He sells them on his website. Forum rules prevent me from posting a link.

    With regards to the bathroom, they did need it. To puke over millions of Americans supporting Hillary.
    Couldn't afford Potter as I just booked a 2nd chakra scan/reading with SP.

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    I could reply to the two above posts but, no. I like humor but not Redd Foxx style. I will wait for better offerings.

    I delivered my retort to Sam privately.

    Good to see some of the quieter posters finding something to respond to.
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    well.. i cannot see this cloaked ship. so, i'm thinking there is still more
    work i need to do in this life. although, i have seen eight ifo's in my lifetime.
    i know they are there and i do not need anyone to confirm what i have seen.
    i like to laugh also and modwiz your reply cracked my ass up! rolling!
    i felt compelled to roll out another funny.. cause laughter is the best medicine.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sam Hunter View Post
    Couldn't afford Potter as I just booked a 2nd chakra scan/reading with SP.
    If I tell you that you were my brother-in-law when I was King Solomon and that you are a reptilian soul, will you send half of that money to me?
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    Quote Originally posted by Greenbarry View Post
    well.. i cannot see this cloaked ship. so, i'm thinking there is still more
    work i need to do in this life. although, i have seen eight ifo's in my lifetime.
    i know they are there and i do not need anyone to confirm what i have seen.
    i like to laugh also and modwiz your reply cracked my ass up! rolling!
    i felt compelled to roll out another funny.. cause laughter is the best medicine.
    I do hope it is clear that the thread is satire, poking fun at some concepts that get blown out of proportion by some of us. I read the OP to some friends and they howled too. There was also a plot by me to get the posts up and get to the "magical" 100k number. Even if a few of us do the posting, we still need something to "riff" off of.
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    The Farsight Institute has just confirmed that they were able to ascertain what this species is called. Any single member of this species must be addressed as Anu. Chris Thomas on the other hand has consulted with the Akashic Records, and he in turn says it's the Bollox. I'm not sure who's correct.

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    Bollox! Yes, to them being seen by such a, how do you say it... "primitive" race would be... impure. It would feel much like how we feel upon noticing a flatulation only by smell.

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    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    If I tell you that you were my brother-in-law when I was King Solomon and that you are a reptilian soul, will you send half of that money to me?
    I am sure all or you recall, Aragorn is one of those special souls who arrived as part of the "three waves". First and perhaps the only incarnation...

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    Quote Originally posted by lcam88 View Post
    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
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    Couldn't afford Potter as I just booked a 2nd chakra scan/reading with SP.
    If I tell you that you were my brother-in-law when I was King Solomon and that you are a reptilian soul, will you send half of that money to me?
    I am sure all or you recall, Aragorn is one of those special souls who arrived as part of the "three waves". First and perhaps the only incarnation...
    Of course, but Sam was making a reference to Simon Parkes, whose standard rap for a male client is that they were his brother-in-law back when he was King Solomon, and for a female client that they were his wife at that time. And they're all reptilian souls too.

    According to the Bible, King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines. The guy got around, and I reckon the odds were small that all of them would have been having a headache on the same night.
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    I totally forgot who Simon Parks was for a moment, certainly SP meant nothing to me... until you jogged the memory...

    That is real progress. I'll try to forget again.

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    Quote Originally posted by lcam88 View Post
    I totally forgot who Simon Parks was for a moment
    You wouldn't have forgotten him so easily if you had been the one whom he threatened to sue. And actually, he didn't actually threaten to sue me, he said he was suing me.

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    The voices in my head are in serious disagreement with my imaginary friends on account of this information.
    That quote's brilliant!

    So... what's the difference between a cloaked ship, an invisible ship, a ship that no one can see and no equipment can detect - and no ship at all?

    Babs
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