I've been on seminars where people do this............................I now give them all a wide birth.Originally posted by Eelco
I've been on seminars where people do this............................I now give them all a wide birth.
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ
It was a required video in my philosophy of mind class last semester.
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RETIREMENT BONUS
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out with $96,000.
The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.'
It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received.
But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.
The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back.
"Dear Lord!", he suddenly exclaimed,''Where are your testicles?''
The old Chief calmly replied, '' Vietnam.''
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Don't you just hate it when you give someone a sincere compliment about their moustache and then suddenly she's not your friend anymore?
With Love
Eelco
Have a great day today
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From the rules for buddhist monks..
I nearly fell of my stool laughing so hard..
I reckon they had some problems with this in the early days.. So a rule for it was needed.60. Should any bhikkhu hide (another) bhikkhu's bowl, robe, sitting cloth, needle box, or belt — or have it hidden — even as a joke, it is to be confessed.
With Love
Eelco
Have a great day today
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What's the difference between Mussonlini and a lead guitarist?
You can negotiate with Mussolini.
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My wife has beautiful long black hair. Fortunately she wears gloves to cover it.
A wife asked her husband, "Does this dress make me look fat?" He replied, "I don't know. Let me run around back and have a look."
A farmer from way out west in Ireland had to go to town one day for some nails. He was very cautious, didn't like being around too many people. He went into a shop and found an old, framed mirror. He looked in it. "Oh," he said, "A picture of my father." So he got the mirror and took it home. On the way he remembered that his wife didn't like his father so he hung the mirror in the shed. Each night he would go in, look at his father and say goodnight. His wife became suspicious. One day, while he was out in the field she went into the shed and looked around. She found the mirror and looked in it and said, "Ahah! So that's the ugly witch he's been seein' behind my back!"
(I'll come back with some good 'man' jokes)
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A bit of Aussie humour.
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Lawyer jokes anyone?
How do you know a lawyer's lying? His/her lips are moving.
Why don't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.
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We totally called them thongs when we were kids. They didn't become flip flops until the high school years.
Thong, g string, tang, don't care what you call it. Don't wear 'em. Uncomfortable. (tmi?)
Carl Barron...funny. Didn't know him. Reminds me of Seamus Kennedy. He's also really good with the sound effects. He's an Irishman from Belfast who sings, plays, guitar, yodels (not annoyingly), does Cinderella w/spoonerisms and Victor Borge sound effects, and more!
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