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7th April 2014, 14:33
#106
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7th April 2014, 19:40
#107
IDIOT SIGHTING ADDENDUM
My next door neighbour recently had a complete new kitchen installed.
Firstly, the Installers fitted the cooker and installed the main switch beside and lower than the level of the cooker.
Then they fitted a multi-cabinet next to the cooker, so when the Householder closed the cutlery draw, it switched off the cooker ...!!
You just couldn't make it up
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8th April 2014, 09:07
#108
A guy named David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example.
Noting worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer.
For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly there was quiet. Not a sound for half a minute. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"
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13th April 2014, 00:17
#109
post this a link not a direct vid as the text is with course language so enter with that in mind.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/Dl1i656Ja2I?rel=0
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Its a gloomy wet rainy misty day here in Yorkshire, a little mirth is needed...
Russ
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