Hi John...tis ole coot knows the answer to the riddle. Send me the lousy loosing lawyer's name.
A young man with an erect phallus to seek the fair maiden at the top of the hill. When the fun is over, they walk down together for their next adventure.Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
Where's that fooking lawyer? He owes me $500.