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    Ah Carl Barron . . . just love him . . . thanks for the wonderful reminder which has prompted me to get some of his vids as a friend and I were only recently talking about getting another dose of him next time she comes to stay

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    Heck is the place where people go who don't believe in Gosh.

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    What did the snail say when it was riding the turtle?

    Wheeeeeee!

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    Why do nuns become nuns? Because they don't want none.
    "To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize" -- Voltaire

    "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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    What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? See above.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? See above.
    Now that was a segue! Well done.
    "To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize" -- Voltaire

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    "Misery loves company. Wisdom has to look for it." -- Anonymous

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    What's the difference between God and a Trumpet player?

    God knows he's not a trumpet player.
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    Six Doctors For A Medical Revolution

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    Quote Originally posted by Contact Point View Post
    What's the difference between God and Trumpet player?

    God knows he's not a trumpet player.
    I prefer strumpets myself
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    Q: How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb?
    A: He holds it and the world revolves around him.


    What’s the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist? A rock guitarist learns 3 chords, practices for 3 months and plays to a crowd of 30,000 people. A jazz guitarist learns 30,000 chords, practices for 30 years, and plays to a crowd of 3 people.
    Six Doctors For A Medical Revolution

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    I have to be very quick here or I will get into a 'Lot of Trouble'.

    Q: What do you call the 'Useless' piece of Skin at the end of a Man's 'Private Member'??
    A: A MAN!!!

    With Love, See You Soon (I hope), HS

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    Modwiz, does that mean you're a Strumpeteer?

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