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5th July 2014, 06:10
#136
Older Woman on a Cruise
Amazing how your values change as you age!
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know
that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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5th July 2014, 07:13
#137
Ha ha - nice one Ria ... xx
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7th July 2014, 03:14
#138
Husband to wife as they emerge from a long session with a marriage guidance
counselor:
"Darling, I love you."
"
There you go again," snapped his wife. "I...I...I...again."
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8th July 2014, 21:20
#139