Very short story for your weird sh!t-o-meter, someone had a full contact ET MMA experience and I saw it happen
Yesterday, I went to the supermarket for my daily groceries, when I came out, I witnessed the following, a fairly chunky and not too fresh looking dude stepped of his bike, locked it, turned around to go into the supermarket I was just leaving, he took three steps forward and WHAMMMMMO, he flew a yard backwards like being hit with a wrecking ball ( I kid you not), it came out of nowhere, stopped him dead in his tracks and send him flying, while he was on the ground, he was rolling around in the fetal position and kept his hands beside his head for protection, and he was clearly being kicked around by something invisible, he was shouting, stop it Sirius, go away Sirius, f@ck off Sirius, I told you before, leave me the f@ck alone, stop hurting me.
I stood there for about 5 seconds with my mouth hanging open wondering if I should help him back on his feet, I decided not to, anywho, he was back on his bicycle very quick after the incident, shaking his head and cussing like a madman, screaming and shouting how this Sirius figure should stop messing with him, god damn aliens, yadayadayada, people were laughing ( I think they missed the body slam part), but I was intrigued by what just happened.
I got on my own bicycle and saw the dude again a few hundred yards further down the road on a park bench where he was taking a breather and looked like a complete dazed and confused mess.
I ask you.
WTF was that all about!!!!