Hilarious. It never even occurred to me to judge the OP against the title of the thread. If it is a really serious conspiracy to ronin, who am I to judge? Some of us feel very deeply. I can respect that.
I believe that ronin meant well.
For those who don't believe ronin meant well:
Bob (21st December 2014), Cearna (21st December 2014), lookbeyond (21st December 2014), Moonlight (21st December 2014), PurpleLama (21st December 2014)
would situations like this indicate that "Murphys Law" has come into effect" quote wikiOriginally posted by ronin
for example, im still learning to copy/paste links as above, so just now whilst my daughter is talking me thru the process, i insist on typing myself and while she is watching me i cannot find the Q key, is it because
1 anything that can go wrong will do
2 im anxious to hurry as she wanted to do it for me as im slow (at the process)
3 capital Q is not often typed by me therefore it is harder to find
Can our "misfortune" b attributed to ourselves? - should hav shopped around more for the sauce
- dont mention the knife
- follow the rice recipe exactly and dont get distracted
Is the "Law of Attraction" to blame in that what we prefer not to happen may just, as we are dreading it (even in the back of our minds)
I can think of a few instances in my life where exactly what i did not want to happen did. Its funny now, but at the time really embarrassing.I was having my first "dinner party" with a group of friends from college and i was distracted and boiled dry the potatoes. It was made worse by the fact that i was trying to impress a boy that i had a crush on with my cooking skills!
All you need is a Willi Waller
Last edited by Moonlight, 21st December 2014 at 13:35. Reason: shop till u drop
Tonz (22nd December 2014)
It's super cereal.
Cearna (22nd December 2014)
I think Ronin makes some excellent points , he's correct life is one huge conspiracy and shopping is no different . When you realize you are lied to from your first breath to your last , is that not " a really serious conspiracy " ? And ,is the word conspiracy , jut another why to shut you up and not too be believed ?
toast is another example.
why oh why when we drop a piece of toast does it land butter side down.
collecting hairs and whatnot's from the neighborhood.
same with pizza drop a piece and your guaranteed the 3 second rule of dropping something that you are gonna eat has flown out of the window.
Elementary
First determine the physics
Then find create an application that works in one's day to day surroundings
Now ponder, over a cup of coffee... deep thought.. AH HA !! Eureka !!
This is how science works, connection of multiple dots to lead to a logical conclusion
And now publish a paper proving step 1 (using the above), and obtain the Nobel Prize
Last edited by Bob, 21st December 2014 at 16:06.
see i knew it there is always a answer for the unusual things that happen in life.
ok why when a driver overtakes you speeding and you are doing the correct speed limit.
that driver is speeding and in a rush and you plod along.
they are stopped at the next traffic lights and you slowly pull up behind them with a grin on your face?
then they burn off again only to be stopped at the next traffic lights.
what,s that about?
The message here is slick... something feels very wrong. While pretending to be against the system, it still promotes a continuation of the system.
It focuses on the consumer instead of those who are behind the system causing the situation that create the consumer.
"This animation has been produced with the assistance of the European Union."
Guess who's behind the European Union?
"The contents of this publication are the sole responsibility of The Gaia Foundation and can in no way reflect the views of the European Union."
Could have fooled me.
Last edited by Pris, 22nd December 2014 at 00:41.
It's because the council employed specialists to slow traffic down & because the other drivers enjoys acceleration
BTW Tuna has got more heavy metal in it than a Metallica box set, its been scientifically proven
I can't help but be amused when those 'arse sniffers' finally pass you on the highway, and then a little while later, you notice they've been pulled over by the cops.
or like when you are walking upstairs or downstairs and you take that extra step.
it jolts you.for a second you don,t know where you are as the jolt has just disconnected your astral being from your 3d being........
what,s that about?
Yeah, that always freaks me out. Or like when you're walking down the stairs and you lose track of your feet... like your auto-pilot switches off and you almost take a diver.
It's because the council employed specialists to slow traffic down & because the other drivers enjoys accelerationwould situations like this indicate that "Murphys Law" has come into effect" quote wiki
for example, im still learning to copy/paste links as above, so just now whilst my daughter is talking me thru the process, i insist on typing myself and while she is watching me i cannot find the Q key, is it because
1 anything that can go wrong will do
2 im anxious to hurry as she wanted to do it for me as im slow (at the process
3 capital Q is not often typed by me therefore it is harder to find
Can our "misfortune" b attributed to ourselves? - should hav shopped around more for the sauce
- dont mention the knife
- follow the rice recipe exactly and dont get distracted
Is the "Law of Attraction" to blame in that what we prefer not to happen may just, as we are dreading it (even in the back of our minds)
I can think of a few instances in my life where exactly what i did not want to happen did. Its funny now, but at the time really embarrassing.I was having my first "dinner party" with a group of friends from college and i was distracted and boiled dry the potatoes. It was made worse by the fact that i was trying to impress a boy that i had a crush on with my cooking skills!
BTW Tuna has got more heavy metal in it than a Metallica box set, its been scientifically proven
ronin
see i knew it there is always a answer for the unusual things that happen in life.
There ya go, question answered, all it took was rationality
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