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    El Lizard Birth Has New Pimped Out Ride

    Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27690992

    "The Queen will travel to the State Opening of Parliament in a new state carriage celebrating hundreds of years of the nation's history.

    Fragments of Henry VIII's warship the Mary Rose, Sir Isaac Newton's apple tree and Westminster Abbey are just some of the priceless artefacts incorporated into the bodywork of the carriage being used by the monarch for the first time.

    The handrails inside the Diamond Jubilee state coach are made from Royal Yacht Britannia timber, and a wooden crown covered in gold leaf was carved from oak from Nelson's flagship HMS Victory.

    Carriage maker Jim Frecklington tells the story of the Queen's new state coach. (click link for embedded video)."



    That's right folks. Today is the queen's speech and will be the last one of the current British parliament. (Interesting the BBC reports that as a given....wonder why lol). Liz Windsor will ride out to meet the blinkered adoring masses in her brand spanking new war chariot, embossed with gold and containing many priceless items that seek to justify our money as a [celebration] "of our nations' history".

    Hopefully for El Lizard Birth, Jimbo will have made it bullet proof, lest she might survive a venture out into the peasantry who amidst increasing unrest will be far more likely to pop a cap in her scaly backside.

    Dance Liz.

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    Mmmm...Mr Frecklington's name was familiar...ashamed to say he is an Ozzy. The damned thing has been in production for 10 years.

    The Oz gubbermint even gave him $250,000 to help him build this monstrosity.

    All the while when university students are asked to now burden themselves with outrageous debt to get a uni degree and the elderly and sick are being slugged with taxes and diminishing aged pensions.

    Windsor? Sax Coburg Goethe is their rightful surname. Changed their name to Windsor in 1917. They are German or probably from Transylvania in Romania. They are related to Vlad Dracul (aka Dracula). Don't believe me? Check it out.

    Then it gets real interesting when you consider Vlad Dracul drank the blood of his victims. Prince Charles has now taken up to living in there in his holidays.

    Lovely. I wouldn't want to a parent with kids around where he lives there.

    http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news...-1226942609405

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    Jim Frecklington has done some job there if all he had to build it from was some old bits of junk

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    Heres a full set of pictures of this monstrosity http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...m-history.html

    The DM drops the pop tarts side bar lol

    Am I alone in thinking there is some kind of voodoo / magik thing about having all the bits & bobs on & in it ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetishism

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    In the words of George Galloway
    Traffic disrupted in Central London today, as a billionaire woman in a gold coach with the world's largest (stolen) diamond told us that austerity is working!

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    Yep queen slag is austerically speaking, doing it in style.

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    It's all well and good that you mock, 777, but she needs a new carriage. That millions of people in the UK and other commonwealth countries are dying of starvation because of the "recession"/daylight robbery only underscores the need to have a new carriage plastered in gold leaf.

    Nothing says austerity like gold.

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    Quote Originally posted by Seikou-Kishi View Post
    It's all well and good that you mock, 777, but she needs a new carriage. That millions of people in the UK and other commonwealth countries are dying of starvation because of the "recession"/daylight robbery only underscores the need to have a new carriage plastered in gold leaf.

    Nothing says austerity like gold.
    My goodness how naive of me

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    That is the most tasteless, tacky object I've ever seen. Very embarrassing for those of us who live abroad I can imagine what the Italians are thinking and their comments on that!

    Mind you, ratface, Ratzinger (same family imo - he has a black head on his coat of arms probably proclaiming his 'black nobility' blood), came close with poor Padre Pio's new mausoleum which is covered in 22 kilos of gold and which would have horrified him, I'm sure!



    At least this coach is for a woman with no taste whatsoever and who will be convinced that she's really riding in style. Talk about throwing it in peoples' faces. I hope the British public don't get taken in by this one and realise what an insult it is from a monarch who wants them to pay all her expenses, saying she doesn't have enough money!
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