Just a quick diversion for anyone interested, I present The Deck of Many Things from the Dungeons and Dragons franchise.
https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dmt/dmt.htm
Some of the cards are awesome! Many are very not so, and some of them are quite lethal!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deck_of_many_things#Cards
Care to draw?
I got the knight card (good!) and the void card (way way way bad). <soul poofs away to some nether dimension>