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    Quote Originally posted by Lord Sidious View Post
    Second hand horse piss..................
    Interesting exports coming from down under!

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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    Interesting exports coming from down under!
    I only ever saw one guy drink it here at most............
    Ní siocháin go saoirse

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    Quote Originally posted by Lord Sidious View Post
    I only ever saw one guy drink it here at most............
    Did he survive?
    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    Did he survive?
    If he wasn't careful he mightn't ...
    “But those who have been under the shadow, who have gone down at last to elemental things, will have a wider charity” - Herbert George Wells -

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    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    Did he survive?
    He did.
    I couldn't catch the wanker............
    Ní siocháin go saoirse

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    Lolol. Foster the Humor.

    I saw a TED talk title which went along the lines of 'a woman can make anything an insult'. I didn't actually listen. (my guess is the talk is about perception).



    Is the man in the woods still wrong? Well, why is he even there without a woman? That's just wrong.

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    When you discover you're back in this reality again.


    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY0qhzOl5cM


    Wisdom of the elders.


    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGgI6qsg_kc

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    A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories.

    In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, "My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road; the basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke. The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket."

    "Very good," said the teacher.

    Next, Mary said, "We are farmers too. We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did we only got ten chicks. The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they're hatched."

    "Very good," said the teacher again, very pleased with the responses so far.

    Next it was Dave's turn to tell his story: "My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen.... Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete."

    "Go on," said the teacher, intrigued.

    "Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself. Then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete 'til the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

    "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your father say was the moral of that frightening story?"

    "Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking..."

    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    That's hilarious, Aragorn. Now that's a Karen you don't want to mess with.

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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    Did they go to this same school?


    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlETXxmso3Q

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    He reminds me of the beagle climbing the fence to escape the enclosure.

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