"When you're Happy, you enjoy the music;
When you're sad, you understand the lyrics"
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KvtfMPUunQ
"When you're Happy, you enjoy the music;
When you're sad, you understand the lyrics"
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KvtfMPUunQ
"The more I see, the less I know for sure." ~ John Lennon
Last edited by Wind, 15th March 2024 at 14:56.
"The more I see, the less I know for sure." ~ John Lennon
Aragorn (15th March 2024), Gio (15th April 2024), Lord Sidious (27th March 2024)
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know which came first.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What’s your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "I’m a big metal fan."
Why did the old man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
What is written on a dentist’s grave?
He’s filling his last cavity.
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Everyone’s always dying to get in.
How come oysters don’t donate to charity?
They’re shellfish.
What does a baby computer call its father?
Data.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One asks the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen.
Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed some space.
"The more I see, the less I know for sure." ~ John Lennon
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"The more I see, the less I know for sure." ~ John Lennon
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