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    "When you're Happy, you enjoy the music;
    When you're sad, you understand the lyrics"



    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KvtfMPUunQ
    "The more I see, the less I know for sure." ~ John Lennon

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    I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
    I'll let you know which came first.

    Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
    One asks, "What’s your favorite type of music?"
    The other says, "I’m a big metal fan."

    Why did the old man fall into the well?
    Because he couldn’t see that well.

    What is written on a dentist’s grave?
    He’s filling his last cavity.

    Why are there fences around cemeteries?
    Everyone’s always dying to get in.

    How come oysters don’t donate to charity?
    They’re shellfish.

    What does a baby computer call its father?
    Data.

    You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving.
    You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

    Two cannibals are eating a clown.
    One asks the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

    What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen.

    Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?
    He just needed some space.
    "The more I see, the less I know for sure." ~ John Lennon

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