Humour thread

[Emil El Zapato]

Tuna melts, turtles and MENSA, oh my!

I've known some genius kids. I think we're seeing the future here.

Wow! The only thing I did that was unusual when I was two was fly ... What is the world coming to.

[Aragorn]

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj5Rx8ogGI0

[Emil El Zapato]

yeah, it's an instrument, after about a year my daughter was doing ballads and making it sound like two instruments at once and doing Led Zeppelin.

[Wind]

[Dreamtimer]

Hardcore. And funny. I laughed.

I did not like Bill Gates at all in the eighties and nineties. I didn't like his 'predatory marketing' as it was called. He basically forced businesses across the board to use his products, even when they were inferior. Because it was all bundled together.

He helped pave the way for monopolies. He helped to make a mockery of our Anti-Trust laws. And now we have humongous corporations buying everything up and monopolies are all we'll have left.


(the following is not about you, Wind)

But I can't, in any way, laugh about the lumping together of folks into a supposed globalist pedophile ring.

Yeah, there are pedos. They don't organize into global rings as is being claimed. They keep things on the down low. They insinuate themselves into organizations which work with children. Like schools, churches, shelters, child protective services.

They don't organize through Hollywood or politics. That would be the stupidest way since no roles are guaranteed and people get voted out of office. It's way too unstable to operate such a thing.

Which goes to show how credulous and unthinking people are. They're willing to chase down a bunch of non-pedos while the real ones are laughing all the way to the kiddie bank.

Shame on all those who are helping the real pedos to get away.

Shame.

[Dreamtimer]

And now I feel the thread might be awkward as it's a humor thread. So I'll bring some levity.

Somebody got a haircut.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07II_EJlcYg

[Dreamtimer]

Totally...

I do not like that term Woke. I really think we should just say Normal people.

The term has been around for years, and like “liberal” before it, it was a positive thing until [some folks] started campaigning to turn it toxic.

Just as long as they don’t mess with ‘rad’ or ‘tubular’, I can live with it.

I’m hemp.

[Emil El Zapato]

Totally...

I'm Curly! Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!

[Wind]

[Dreamtimer]

Just the first two minutes are totally worth it.

The Vax-Scene Polka!

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KthY9dtsbjU

[Dreamtimer]

American billionaires are like Unicorns... (at 7min)

[Dreamtimer]

Up is down.



Fly! Be free!

[Dreamtimer]

[Emil El Zapato]

lol!

[Chris]

That's just wrong, everybody knows, the earth is disc-shaped.



Btw, I have a perfectly good explanation for flat-earthers. They are two-dimensional and simply cannot perceive the third dimension...