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    Oldie, but goldie.


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    Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

    How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

    Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’

    Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.

    Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.

    A perfectionist walked into a bar... Apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.

    What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
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    A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.

    At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.

    The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, find a field in which to let the pigs mate.

    The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.

    While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?"

    The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they're pregnant. If they're in the mud, they're not."

    The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.

    This continued each morning for more than a week. Both farmers were worn out.

    The next morning the farmer was too tired to get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."

    "Neither," yelled his wife.

    "They're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."
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    Wait for the end...


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    My contribution to the discussion on the World War Twee thread:

    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    A love story for the ages.


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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    A love story for the ages.
    Good Lord, I don't know who would be more embarrassed, the camel or the people.
    Last edited by Wind, 25th February 2023 at 22:28.
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