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    Political cartoons are often the least funny.

    This is just one take on a current problematic issue.


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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    Political cartoons are often the least funny.

    This is just one take on a current problematic issue.

    Good one Dreamtimer! Right on the BUTTON.

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    It's not just Americans, eh?

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    Is this a real Scandinavian Saying? I just saw a cross stitch design which reads:

    You can lead a herring to water,

    But you have to walk fast or he'll die.
    I had a good laugh and the pattern is fun and funny.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    Is this a real Scandinavian Saying? I just saw a cross stitch design which reads:



    I had a good laugh and the pattern is fun and funny.
    I have no idea... but really funny.

    Here's a British one:


    John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Sean. They loaded up John's minivan and headed north

    After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

    ‘I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained, 'and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

    'Please don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'

    The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

    Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf.

    About nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.

    He dropped in on his friend Sean and asked, "Sean, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?”

    ‘Yes, I do,' said Sean.

    ‘Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

    'Well, um, yes!,' Sean said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'Yes I have to admit that I did.'

    'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

    Sean's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah look, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?'

    ‘She just died and left me everything.'

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    lol ...
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    LOLOL.

    When I stop laughing I'll write about the talking frog.


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    Last edited by Chris, 19th February 2021 at 11:42.

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    lol ... believe it or not I had a friend that was stuck like that ... I tried to help him. It might have helped over time ... He was totally addicted.
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    "Stacy's mom has got it goin' on..." (Fountains of Wayne song).

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    This is funny if you know the context:


    Trump's nickname for Cruze was 'lyin' Ted'. He was right about that anyway.

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    Trump is reportedly worried that his 'enemies' will be suing him for the rest of his life.

    Hmmmmm. What goes around comes around. How many folks has he sued? How many court cases has he filed? How many lawyers has he burned through?

    Hubris brings a person to this point.

    And Karma's a bitch.


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    lol ... there was another good one about Cruz but I can't remember what it was ... it was a good one though better than the blistering ... that gives him way too much credit. He can't be blistered, he's an A-class psychopathic ass. Deplorable? f*ck yeah!
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