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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post


    Like we need your support



    It reminds me of every single time i have to renew Mexican visa. it goes something like this:

    Me: Can i stay in Mexico until i get the new Visa?
    Guy: You want to stay until you get the new Visa?
    Me: Yes please, can i just stay?
    Guy: Sure, IF you can stay..
    Me: I can stay? really?
    Guy: No, get the hell out until we tell you to come back :|

    Such is the life :P

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    It's Cruzin' time!









    They left out 'self-sufficient, not connected to any other state, and not weatherized because more profits.'

    But that just wouldn't fit in the space.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    It's Cruzin' time!









    They left out 'self-sufficient, not connected to any other state, and not weatherized because more profits.'

    But that just wouldn't fit in the space.
    You could almost say first one was a "Cruzifixión" lol

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    I think Rev Lasso got the sun first.

    This is Ted's idea of staying connected to his constituency:


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    Introducing, the all new and improved:

    Name:  Covid 20.jpg
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    (from Jimmy Kimmel)

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    The Silent Monks sing the Hallelujah Chorus.


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    I saw a similar presentation like that on the Ed Sullivan show about 55 years ago ... jeez over a half century ... where a group sang/talked the words of the song, "In the good old summertime" with their last names ... I'll never forget "Summerstein"
    “But those who have been under the shadow, who have gone down at last to elemental things, will have a wider charity” - Herbert George Wells -

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    Dreamtimer!...you inspired me to find this video. Who said the Germans didn't have a great sense of humour?

    Whatever is true. Whatever is noble. Whatever is right. Whatever is lovely. Whatever is admirable. Anything of excellence and worthy of praise. Dwell on these things. Jesus Christ (I agree)

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    that was confusing ...
    “But those who have been under the shadow, who have gone down at last to elemental things, will have a wider charity” - Herbert George Wells -

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    Elen, that is hilarious. Even though I know what they're doing, I can't stop seeing the wrong pairs of legs.

    What a brilliant idea.

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    The time comes when one must reflect upon oneself...


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    Michael Cohen can say publicly in general terms he knows where those cases [in which he's given hours of depositions] are going.

    Where? Last week Cohen said in an interview The Donald should get measured for a custom-tailored prison jumpsuit, since the off-the-rack ones don’t come in his size and shape.


    Over the weekend Cohen went himself one better. Cohen announced (for real) that he has opened an on-line store----that among other things SELLS prison jumpsuits! How much easier can he make it for a former client?
    It would kinda be appropriate for a man so known as orange to end up in an orange jumpsuit. And hilarious, too.

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    This is kinda cheesy.



    A man, filled with baloney.

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