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    I like to scope out new stand up comedians every now and then, and this guy was surprisingly funny. If you've ever been married the last few minutes are extra special.
    The unexamined life is not worth living.

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    You know you're in trouble when...

    • You wake up face down on the pavement.
    • Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
    • You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
    • Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
    • You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then remember that you don't have a waterbed.
    • Your doctor tells you you're allergic to chocolate.

    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    "Can you show me where it hurts?" I think somewhere around my ears.


    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0

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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    "Can you show me where it hurts?" I think somewhere around my ears
    OMG! The horror! The horror!
    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    "Can you show me where it hurts?" I think somewhere around my ears.


    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0
    That was painful. Couldn't make it past the first "guitar solo"...
    The unexamined life is not worth living.

    Socrates

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    Quote Originally posted by Fred Steeves View Post
    That was painful. Couldn't make it past the first "guitar solo"...
    I didn't even get that far...
    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    Gosh this the humour or pain thread lol.

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