Humour thread

**Lord Sidious** · 3rd March 2022, 11:34

Originally posted by Chuckie

Hal Turner, William Pierce's bastard son.

He's an FBI informant.
And yes, I know Hal.
I have been a guest on his show.
May piss be upon him...............

**Emil El Zapato** · 3rd March 2022, 12:15

Originally posted by Lord Sidious

He's an FBI informant.
And yes, I know Hal.
I have been a guest on his show.
May piss be upon him...............

no sheeit ... I'm impressed, I knew you had it in you ...

**Aragorn** · 4th March 2022, 14:39

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:"Hi sweetheart. It’s Eric. I'm on the train. Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not four thirty, but I had a long meeting.
No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office.
It was with the boss.
No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life.
Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."
Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.
The young woman sitting next to him had enough and she leaned over and said into the phone,
"Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

**Fred Steeves** · 5th March 2022, 01:52

What does the following sound like when you say it aloud?

Your Analysis

**Emil El Zapato** · 5th March 2022, 12:38

**Dreamtimer** · 5th March 2022, 12:57

Originally posted by Fred Steeves

What does the following sound like when you say it aloud?

Your Analysis

It sounds like one of our favorite ongoing word plays.

Aragorn, bravo. That was hilarious.

**Aragorn** · 5th March 2022, 13:05

Originally posted by Dreamtimer

Aragorn, bravo. That was hilarious.

'Twas a copy/paste. I didn't invent it.

**Emil El Zapato** · 5th March 2022, 13:07

I hope no one interprets my post as snipe, it wasn't intended as that, it just seemed appropriate. I love Europeans ... especially when I'm in the bathroom, NYUK! NYUK!, NYUK! Seriously, I think all Americans think Europeans are cool, with the possible exception of right-wingers, who particularly hate the French, which I have always found offputting... but, of course, they are going away to never never land.

And that was even before I found out I was 5% French. Has anyone besides myself wondered how I could have so damn many ethnicities. One person said, it's obvious my ancestors took a long trip through Europe.

Originally posted by Aragorn

'Twas a copy/paste. I didn't invent it.

I didn't get it anyway ... I didn't surprise myself by that.

**Dreamtimer** · 7th March 2022, 12:14

There's a bad word, but it is about Satan...

**Emil El Zapato** · 7th March 2022, 12:42

Originally posted by Dreamtimer

There's a bad word, but it is about Satan...

lol ...

**Aragorn** · 11th March 2022, 21:56

Time for a little bit from one of the best ever.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLuZjpxmsZQ

**Chris** · 14th March 2022, 09:03

I've just read this joke in a Hungarian magazine and I've got to share it here.
Putin is given a day off from Hell and decides to return to Moscow. He goes into a bar, orders a vodka and asks the bartender:
- Is Crimea ours?
- Yes, it is.
- And the Donbass?
- That too.
- How about Kiev?
- Yes, it is ours too.
- That's wonderful. How much do I owe you?
- That'll be 100 Hryvnias.