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    Ok guys (i.e. NAP and Wind)...you crack me up! Thanks.
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    I'm thinking of a man with the initials RG and a gerbil.

    My husband knew a fellow with PIKA, I've mentioned this before. This man would take the watch off your wrist and swallow it before you could say, "Now just hold on there..."

    I love that image of things children swallowed. The compass is particularly disturbing.

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    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    You wanna know something really funny? I'm a Flemish Belgian, and thus I was raised in Dutch, and I live in the Dutch-speaking part of the country. But the people in that video are Dutchmen ─ as in "from the Netherlands" ─ and yet I can't understand a single word they're saying.

    I guess you can't understand this Dutchman either? The laughter speaks for itself though.


    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C1MAJEpOwM

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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    I guess you can't understand this Dutchman either?
    Not really, no. Even the interviewer is hard to understand at times, because he uses certain slangs, regional expressions and abridged sentences.

    The only people in that video I could understand without subtitles were the couple he went to visit, and who said that they missed his laughter.
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    He should grow a long beard and buy a red flannel suit.
    “Chance is perhaps God's pseudonym when He does not want to sign” Anatole France, Le Jardin d'Epicure

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    Teacher : Didn't see that coming

    “Chance is perhaps God's pseudonym when He does not want to sign” Anatole France, Le Jardin d'Epicure

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    Quote Originally posted by NotAPretender View Post
    He should grow a long beard and buy a red flannel suit.

    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-Sw86fddpY

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    how precious ... the innocence of children is painful for me. One of my brain dysfunctions I reckon'
    “Chance is perhaps God's pseudonym when He does not want to sign” Anatole France, Le Jardin d'Epicure

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    “Chance is perhaps God's pseudonym when He does not want to sign” Anatole France, Le Jardin d'Epicure

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    Do you remember me posting about my experience in 2012, December 21st was it:

    I was moving from an upstairs apartment and when bringing down an exercise bicycle I lost my handle on it and it crashed down the stairs.

    The lady that lived below let loose with an ear piercing scream that nearly broke her windows. I laughed for days!
    “Chance is perhaps God's pseudonym when He does not want to sign” Anatole France, Le Jardin d'Epicure

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    Everybody knows it!






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    I think Chris could appreciate this:

    Apparently, at some point someone has suggested this as a solution to the 'Fermi Paradox':
    "They are here and they call themselves Hungarian" lol ...
    “Chance is perhaps God's pseudonym when He does not want to sign” Anatole France, Le Jardin d'Epicure

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    Can't remember if I have posted this here before.


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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    Can't remember if I have posted this here before.


    Only in America, of course.
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