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    Quote Originally posted by Chuckie View Post
    According to the online interpreter it is supposed to mean 'the wind'. another one came up stating Tuuli? for the wind. I thought it reacted kind of weirdly.
    Wind means Tuuli indeed. Also it's a Finnish name, including my mother's second name. Tuli would be fire.

    Here's a riddle for you. Wind is my mother. Cloud is my father. I come down but never go up. What am I?

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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    Here's a riddle for you. Wind is my mother. Cloud is my father. I come down but never go up. What am I?
    sade ...
    Last edited by Wind, 14th May 2022 at 22:57.
    “To seek self-knowledge is to embark on a journey which ... will always be incomplete" - courtesy of Godel's Incompleteness Theorem

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    Quote Originally posted by Chuckie View Post
    sade ...
    That was easy.

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    Scenes from a restaurant in Texas...


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    [nx-74205:/dev/pts/3][/home/aragorn]
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    Most people want either less corruption or more of a chance to participate in it.
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    Well, I'm a weirdo. I can't remember ever wanting to cheat, even as a kid. I thought there was something wrong with people who were corrupt. (I still do)

    Sign #2,

    Feefiphobia

    My little toe does its job. And I did a job on it last year....

    Too many tabs open... I had a Duck-Duck-Go-verse of tabs on my computer last month.

    Ranch Dressing...

    no sin, cos or tan... well, I do go off on tangents.

    more for later...


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    I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a horse with one of the horns broken off.
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    C'est moi.


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    An old pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

    As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

    She turned to the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"

    He replied, "Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?"

    She said, "I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women."

    The two sat sipping in silence.

    A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"

    He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just realized I’m a lesbian."
    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    "I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."

    (Steven Wright)
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    A public service announcement.


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