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    Quote Originally posted by Chuckie View Post
    Hal Turner, William Pierce's bastard son.
    He's an FBI informant.
    And yes, I know Hal.
    I have been a guest on his show.
    May piss be upon him...............
    Ní siocháin go saoirse

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    Quote Originally posted by Lord Sidious View Post
    He's an FBI informant.
    And yes, I know Hal.
    I have been a guest on his show.
    May piss be upon him...............
    no sheeit ... I'm impressed, I knew you had it in you ...
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.
    As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:"Hi sweetheart. It’s Eric. I'm on the train. Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not four thirty, but I had a long meeting.
    No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office.
    It was with the boss.
    No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life.
    Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."
    Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.
    The young woman sitting next to him had enough and she leaned over and said into the phone,
    "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
    Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.
    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    What does the following sound like when you say it aloud?

    Your Analysis
    The unexamined life is not worth living.

    Socrates

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    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    Quote Originally posted by Fred Steeves View Post
    What does the following sound like when you say it aloud?

    Your Analysis
    It sounds like one of our favorite ongoing word plays.

    Aragorn, bravo. That was hilarious.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    Aragorn, bravo. That was hilarious.
    'Twas a copy/paste. I didn't invent it.
    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    I hope no one interprets my post as snipe, it wasn't intended as that, it just seemed appropriate. I love Europeans ... especially when I'm in the bathroom, NYUK! NYUK!, NYUK! Seriously, I think all Americans think Europeans are cool, with the possible exception of right-wingers, who particularly hate the French, which I have always found offputting... but, of course, they are going away to never never land.

    And that was even before I found out I was 5% French. Has anyone besides myself wondered how I could have so damn many ethnicities. One person said, it's obvious my ancestors took a long trip through Europe.

    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    'Twas a copy/paste. I didn't invent it.
    I didn't get it anyway ... I didn't surprise myself by that.
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    There's a bad word, but it is about Satan...


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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    There's a bad word, but it is about Satan...

    lol ...
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    Time for a little bit from one of the best ever.


    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    I've just read this joke in a Hungarian magazine and I've got to share it here.
    Putin is given a day off from Hell and decides to return to Moscow. He goes into a bar, orders a vodka and asks the bartender:
    - Is Crimea ours?
    - Yes, it is.
    - And the Donbass?
    - That too.
    - How about Kiev?
    - Yes, it is ours too.
    - That's wonderful. How much do I owe you?
    - That'll be 100 Hryvnias.

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    Lol. Would 1,000 kopiykas sound more impressive?

    What, you have no Hryvnias? Crimea river.

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    The unexamined life is not worth living.

    Socrates

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