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    Their translator must have had a good salary.

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    My brother and sister-in-law had an exchange student from Spain live with them for a year. My sister in law was gently explaining that they needed to go to the gynecologist. Their student said, "Oh, you mean the pussy doctor."

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    My brother and sister-in-law had an exchange student from Spain live with them for a year. My sister in law was gently explaining that they needed to go to the gynecologist. Their student said, "Oh, you mean the pussy doctor."
    Or, in other words, the VET ...


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    Quote Originally posted by Chris View Post
    Or, in other words, the VET ...

    That more than resembles 'misogyny' Garfield...
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    Quote Originally posted by BeastOfBologna View Post
    That more than resembles 'misogyny' Garfield...
    I don't know what others do, but if my pussy is acting up, I take her to the vet...

    It's quite a challenge as she's normally docile but won't hesitate using her sharp claws and teeth if it means she can avoid being looked at!

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    Quote Originally posted by Chris View Post
    I don't know what others do, but if my pussy is acting up, I take her to the vet...

    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22m4WBuA0gI

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    He was beet red. That's funny.

    And those kittens were adorable.

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    Excellent!

    I can top that:


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    The flap was frozen...

    Anyone recall Sir Arthur Greenleaf Holmes? Something about meat flaps...

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    My brother and sister-in-law had an exchange student from Spain live with them for a year. My sister in law was gently explaining that they needed to go to the gynecologist. Their student said, "Oh, you mean the pussy doctor."
    I worked in a town, near Barcelona for a time...as a governess. Didn't know any Spanish. The first thing the man of the house asked me, when I arrived at their home from the airport was if I'd like to douche. Yes. He said that.

    I managed to keep my composure and let him go on. He then asked me in halting English if I would need a brush for my labia. So embarrassing. He seemed really harmless but this was so grosse.

    When he noticed my jaw hit the floor, he began to pantomime. What he was asking me was if I would like to take a shower (ducha) and brush my teeth, after such a long trip. He mistakenly called my teeth, my lips, in Spanish (labios)

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    That's funny. We know a band from Ireland. They went to Spain and one member tried very hard to explain in Spanish that they were two sets of brothers. The crowd went wild. They weren't quite sure why. They later learned that he had accidentally said two sets of lovers.

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    Alternative version.


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    Yoko Ono...

    I recently watched John and Yoko being interviewed by Dick Cavet. Boy was he sweating! John was relaxed and having fun. Yoko talked a lot and they smoked. That's weird to see now.

    Another band we know currently which came up in discussion broke up because of a woman referred to as the Yoko Ono of the band. It's a legacy.


    This is more tragic than funny...



    Don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain!

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    This is not my humor...it's in reference to the antikythera mechanism,

    And let us remember that Moses was also ahead of his time.

    He was the first one to have a tablet connected to the cloud.

    And it was better than Adam and Eve's Apple, which had very little memory. Just one byte and everything crashed.

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    Gravity can be your greatest enemy, especially when drunk.


    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzXLLDRsjWE

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