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    Hi DT,

    thanks for the comedy and the inspiration. It just hit me.

    The nameless one is prez and he's either insane or senile. The intelligentsia is scared sh*tless about what he's going to do next...so scared, in fact, that they can't even gather their wits long enough to make a public presentation about it. They've all gone down the rabbit hole with ... not Alice. I wonder if they literally fear for their lives...maybe that's the secret that no one has admitted to yet...He can't be prosecuted for shooting someone on 5th avenue or a back room of the Nameless Hotel.
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    Why does everything smell like carrots?
    Last edited by Dreamtimer, 31st December 2019 at 06:44. Reason: to make sense since I goofed the joke

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    Lazy is also not putting the garden furniture away for the winter, eh?

    2xlazy

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    Or not correcting the joke for days...

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    Have you been reading my email...
    “I am a social justice...advocate and I say, "Stop the Hate!"

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    It would have been kinda perfect if it was 69 days...

    I recall longing for the uncluttered mentality of older childhood, where a person could understand a lot and yet not be bothered and distracted by sex.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    It would have been kinda perfect if it was 69 days...
    You dirty mind you!
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    Why thank you... It still would be number one...


    Here's some humor, although it's also kinda sad and outrageous. We should be so lucky to have these sorts of scandals.

    I honestly thought to put it in the Illusion, Mist and Bought thread, but it's a late night comedy show, so here it is.


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    At 9:33 they're calling Obama a loser for wearing a bike helmet and they're extolling the manliness of Putin.

    Dear Lord.

    At 12:49, Reagan in a tan suit.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    At 9:33 they're calling Obama a loser for wearing a bike helmet and they're extolling the manliness of Putin.

    Dear Lord.

    At 12:49, Reagan in a tan suit.
    After watching that video, I can only ─ and sadly ─ conclude that there is no hope for America whatsoever. Over here in Europe, clinical morons are entrusted to the care of trained professionals and family members, while in America they are given a TV station and airtime.

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    Houston, we have a problem.


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    I watched large seals climb onto boats in Mexico. They are bold, strong and hungry. The one I saw was very well fed.

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