Humour thread

[Aragorn]

I always thought that Déagol was inside his mind, like an "imaginary friend" from childhood because he was rejected and had no friends at all

No, Sméagol and Déagol were effectively cousins, and Déagol, too, wanted the Ring as he found it. They both fell under its spell, and that's why they started fighting, which ended with Sméagol drowning Déagol.

He lived for more than 500 years, but mortals were not supposed to live that long at all.

Hobbits do live longer than humans ─ Bilbo was well over 100 years old by the time Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin set out on their journey. But indeed, Gollum's age was unnatural and caused by the power of the One Ring.

[...] the power of the ring granted him enough life to go around no matter what, for hundreds of years. Slowly he kept dying anyway, since he didn't truly own that immortality power, this could also have been part of it, since the ring consumed his soul while keeping him alive so he could suffer more. Then from that, Gollum expelled energy from his soul that the ring consumed as well. Symbiotic stuff in a way

Yes, that's exactly how it was.

[Emil El Zapato]

Every time I hear the news about this I laugh. Burn baby, burn!

that is funny ...

[Emil El Zapato]

I don't know what i watched, but i don't want to be the only one with this on my head, so please get infected as well :P


Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCcX1T1H8CI

so sad, That was truly tragic ...

[Dreamtimer]

Tumble butts. Wow. I liked the butt prints in the earth. What a weird imagination.

[Wind]

[Dreamtimer]

Dog!

I think the dog was looking at the girl too.

Given that's she's wearing a bodice, she must be accentuated in the front as well. That's a woman going for max hourglass.

[Emil El Zapato]

Dog!

I think the dog was looking at the girl too.

Given that's she's wearing a bodice, she must be accentuated in the front as well. That's a woman going for max hourglass.

Waist to hip ratios Waist to hip ratios
WHR is a reliable index of age, hormonal status,
parity, fecundity, and health. Before puberty boys
and girls have similar ratios. However, with
females pelvis widens and fat is deposited on hips
and thighs at puberty. Healthy women have ratios
of 0.67 to 0.80 while healthy men have 0.80 to
0.95. For attractiveness, ideal for men is 0.90 and
female ideal is 0.7 (for Western populations only).

[Wind]

Is that a scientific observation or some rap song lyrics?

[Dreamtimer]

I really don't know what my ratio is.

I can go by the unscientific but very real attention I might receive to infer that it's in a good and not bad range.

But I'm no Rachel Welch.

[Dreamtimer]

Do you dare?

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9YRgaVomZ4

[Aragorn]

Is that a scientific observation or some rap song lyrics?

That's what it looked like to myself as well.

[Malisa]

Waist to hip ratios Waist to hip ratios
WHR is a reliable index of age, hormonal status,
parity, fecundity, and health. Before puberty boys
and girls have similar ratios. However, with
females pelvis widens and fat is deposited on hips
and thighs at puberty. Healthy women have ratios
of 0.67 to 0.80 while healthy men have 0.80 to
0.95. For attractiveness, ideal for men is 0.90 and
female ideal is 0.7 (for Western populations only).

Today i learned i'm physically considered a boy, as far as western standards go

Too bad, too bad indeed :P

[Dreamtimer]

I would say that it's good not to be beautiful by western standards because they've become very unrealistic, imo.

So huzzah to you, Malisa.

[Wind]

Get your tickets now! The winner gets Christmas.

[Emil El Zapato]

Jesus will win hands down but he'll go easy on Jolly ole Saint Nicklaus.