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    America's Got Talent.


    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY

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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    America's Got Talent.


    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY
    Narcissist? America's got issues ...
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    Wow. What a rant. She's amazingly rude. Are they in New York? Oh wait, it's a he? I just don't know anymore.

    People get angry when they begin to lose their minds...

    "I'm trained classically and contemporaneously." I think that second word was a vocabulary flub.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    Wow. What a rant. She's amazingly rude. Are they in New York? Oh wait, it's a he?
    I thought it's a he, but you can never be sure about Quasimodo. "Imagine being insulted by a man who is 80% leg."

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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    I thought it's a he, but you can never be sure about Quasimodo. "Imagine being insulted by a man who is 80% leg."
    That's politically incorrect, but being an asshole should be also. The 'guy' has some serious issues beyond choosing to be an ass (my favorite t-shirt). Talk about having a rough day at the office.
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    From far away the voice sounded female to me. When he then walked toward the camera I could see that he was male with a very small torso.

    He literally swung his bag like he was going to assault the trumpet player. It was slightly more shocking when I thought he was a she.

    Retaliation for the perceived assault on his senses. I'm glad he didn't actually get violent since he was 'on tape'.

    He does come across as crazy, the anger is not appropriate to the situation. Anger can be an early sign of impending dementia. Don't know about this fellow. He could've been that way all his life.


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    I think he is an example of what deep-seated resentment can do to you, he was probably projecting a lot there.

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    Perry Come--Still Alive tour


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    That's hilarious, OG.

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    Quote Originally posted by Octopus Garden View Post
    Perry Come--Still Alive tour

    Is Perry Como still alive?
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    I'm going to put this post in the humor thread, so bear that disclaimer in mind ... Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!


    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqyVnJ5cW2M


    I think my fellow misogynistic pals will find it interesting that the genes referred to as 'warrior genes' are implicated as one of the underpinnings of psychopathy. Everyone knows that men are more often diagnosed as psychopathic as well as being in general more aggressive. In terms of the worst psychopaths, the serial killers, men are by far the most prevalent type. One of my earlier conjectures considered the likely motivator behind that fact was that men aren't hamstring by a nonfunctional female, albeit acquiring a willing snuff victim still presents a problem for the male SK. From a purely physical circumstance, a sexual predator female will normally require a working model to get the deed done to her satisfaction, but it seems after all that is at least not the full story.

    The 'psychopathic genes' reside on the X-chromosome which by definition means that men only having one X have a thirty-percent chance of inheriting them as that is its frequency in the X-side genome. Women having two X's, chromosomes that is, not mates, have a 30% x 30% probability of having them. 9% for females versus 30% for males. But women are by far more likely to murder their biological children than men are. So, the bottom line is, "I always knew it was the women's fault!"

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    Quote Originally posted by BeastOfBologna View Post
    Is Perry Como still alive?
    No, he died in 2001, at the age of 88.
    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    Obviously I'm not a boomer since I don't know him.

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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    Obviously I'm not a boomer since I don't know him.
    I've known him by name; my mother mentioned him a few times, and I gather she liked him ─ she liked crooners. Personally I don't recall ever having seen/heard him, albeit that I do know some of his contemporaries.
    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    I've known him by name; my mother mentioned him a few times, and I gather she liked him ─ she liked crooners. Personally I don't recall ever having seen/heard him, albeit that I do know some of his contemporaries.
    He was pretty famous in the U.S. As an Andy Williams type, he had the Perry Como Show on tv for a good number of years.



    Maybe you haven't heard of 'Andy Williams' either. Mooon Rivverrrr, ....
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