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    These are your four excuses...(Go to 3:50 for the music video)

    Before that, Steven talks with Jon Batiste about his mustache among other things.


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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    They might mean well...

    I didn't get that until today ... so true ... they might but it ain't likely ... lol
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    Quote Originally posted by BeastOfBologna View Post
    I didn't get that until today ... so true ... they might but it ain't likely ... lol

    I wouldn't say that...


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    Lol, Wind.

    Aragorn, I just love videos of animals helping other animals. And stories too.

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    So relatable...

    This is exactly how I felt going back to the office after several months working from home...


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    At 10:15 Tucker treats us to a trio of testicles. Tuckem's team couldn't have written the word in more times without looking rlly obvious. (spelling intentional)

    And such a noble and important apology!

    I love the Trinidad accent. I'd love to just split my time livin' in the Caribbean for a while, then Ireland and Scotland, just to be around those accents.


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    This is funny but it's also not funny. Beau recently did a video, which I haven't posted yet, where he noted that the late night comedians get a lot more correct (jokes aside) than the mainstream media.


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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    This is funny but it's also not funny. Beau recently did a video, which I haven't posted yet, where he noted that the late night comedians get a lot more correct (jokes aside) than the mainstream media.

    World wide counts been dropping for decades ... nature will have its way ...
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    It does, Wind. And we may find ourselves to be more gender fluid than we ever imagined.

    I always thought it was just fish.

    It's not.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    It does, Wind. And we may find ourselves to be more gender fluid than we ever imagined.

    I always thought it was just fish.

    It's not.
    Dear Sister, as I have told you before, you are absolutely wrong about fish being able to change their gender as a rule. It is only a few species of fish that can do this, as well as certain West-African species of frogs. But this does not in anyway imply that fish and frogs would as a rule be able to change their gender.

    As the matter of fact, nature has another way ─ one that confirms what I've just said... Hammerhead sharks are fish too ─ and specifically, sharks are related to rays, and are the highest-evolved among fish ─ and hammerhead females have already been found to have reproduced asexually, namely through parthenogenesis. The hammerhead is as such the largest living animal in which parthenogenesis has been discovered ─ the second-largest species is a monitor lizard. And all of said shark's offspring were female ─ which makes sense, because there were no male chromosomes involved in the reproduction.

    Parthenogenesis is actually far more common than (serial or concurrent) hermaphroditism. It has also already been discovered in other lizards, as well as in scorpions and in certain insects.

    Of course, Roman Catholics will claim that the most advanced living species in which parthenogenesis occurred was a human, albeit that she supposedly got a little help from a man with a long beard who lives in a palace above the clouds. After all, everyone knows that 16-year-old girls never ever engage in sex!

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    Well, if I start budding, I'll let y'all know.


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