Humour thread

**Dreamtimer** · 24th September 2019, 12:40

Is there a safety belt for that bovine?

**Aragorn** · 24th September 2019, 13:31

Originally posted by Dreamtimer

Is there a safety belt for that bovine?

With sufficiently high speed, it should be firmly held in place by the aerodynamic drag.

Disclaimer: Don't try this at home, nor with an insufficiently acquainted ungulate.

**Chris** · 29th September 2019, 07:00

Bill Maher picks apart the phenomenon of White Guilt hilariously. Somebody had to do it and I'm glad it was Bill...

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0q2ZR4nBuE

**Chris** · 29th September 2019, 08:36

A great take on the hypocrisy of Catholic School Admissions, not just in Ireland, but all over the world. I had to go through this rigmarole when I enrolled in a Catholic School in India (St Paul's). Thankfully I did not have to play cricket, India's national sport, (it would be American Football in the US), because I was actually a real Roman Catholic at the time, to the great surprise of my teachers, who assumed anyone from the Eastern Block (this was in 1986) would be an atheist.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Ou3lAGl-M

**Emil El Zapato** · 29th September 2019, 14:03

Originally posted by Chris

Bill Maher picks apart the phenomenon of White Guilt hilariously. Somebody had to do it and I'm glad it was Bill...

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0q2ZR4nBuE

You wanna know what's even worse? Being white and not looking like it is even worse...

What Mahr is saying is a ridiculous position but typical of the 'owners of social morality-the liberals', yeah true.

**Emil El Zapato** · 29th September 2019, 14:19

Originally posted by Chris

A great take on the hypocrisy of Catholic School Admissions, not just in Ireland, but all over the world. I had to go through this rigmarole when I enrolled in a Catholic School in India (St Paul's). Thankfully I did not have to play cricket, India's national sport, (it would be American Football in the US), because I was actually a real Roman Catholic at the time, to the great surprise of my teachers, who assumed anyone from the Eastern Block (this was in 1986) would be an atheist.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Ou3lAGl-M

That's always true. Here's another one for you. I mentioned earlier that one of my ancestors could have been Lazaro Cardenas Del Rio, President of Mexico in 1934-1940. A University of Guadalahara entrance question is, "Do you or do you not admire Lazaro Cardenas?" Cardenas was a polarizing figure in that he is considered a revolutionary that tried to end the 'class apartheid' between the poor and the landowners. If the answer is yes one is not allowed entrance and is relegated to a branch of the university called, really, "The Dirt University of Guadalara". The split between rich and poor is only one of the issues, another one is that the Dirt People tend to believe in 'aliens' and other crazy shit AND they hold many protests to better the conditions in Mexico and that disrupts the flow of M-O-N-E-Y into the university system and that is not kosher.

**Emil El Zapato** · 29th September 2019, 18:33

And if you don't think that is funny, I would have you recall George Thorogood stating when asking his friend if he could stay awhile, his friend says, "Well, you know, my wife she kinda funny" and George says, "Yeah, I know, your wife IS kinda funny and now you kinda funny, too"

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDf0IwXoOmY

**Dreamtimer** · 2nd October 2019, 12:48

"Boo, you need to learn how to jump."

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQlAvXFMuaQ

Note Stone Mountain in the background.

**Wind** · 2nd October 2019, 13:45

SpaceX isn't the only trying to get into the orbit!

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHJRjaPfbQk

**Dreamtimer** · 2nd October 2019, 15:14

That looks like something my friend George would do with gasoline and a trash can when he was a teenager. He grew up in the country (not city or suburbia).