Just another weekend in Wisconsin.
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5qcy2qM9ZA
Just another weekend in Wisconsin.
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5qcy2qM9ZA
Aragorn (1st September 2021), Dreamtimer (3rd September 2021), Emil El Zapato (31st August 2021)
On the other hand, it would be somewhat more worrisome if the cow were in the driver's seat, though.Originally posted by Wind
= DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =
Dreamtimer (3rd September 2021), Emil El Zapato (1st September 2021), Wind (1st September 2021)
'Potentially' and 'Realistically'
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back here and tell me what you've learned from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids' to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know what a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "So, did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars. But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and my brother is gay!"
= DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =
Dreamtimer (3rd September 2021), Wind (1st September 2021)
The only thing like that I've seen drive a car is Arnold Ziffel ... Arnold is badasss!!On the other hand, it would be somewhat more worrisome if the cow were in the driver's seat, though.
“El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"
Aragorn (2nd September 2021), Dreamtimer (3rd September 2021), Wind (1st September 2021)
Lol, Aragorn. I want to tell that one...but I have to find the right audience.
Meanwhile, this dog keeps on seeing folks with their heads up their butts and she's all like, "I can do that too!"
Aragorn (4th September 2021), Dreamtimer (7th September 2021), Emil El Zapato (4th September 2021)
I saw him at AlienCon in Dallas a couple of years ago. He's a small guy but he surely gets attention ...
Aragorn (4th September 2021), Dreamtimer (7th September 2021), Wind (4th September 2021)
Did you ask for an autograph?
Aragorn (4th September 2021), Dreamtimer (7th September 2021), Emil El Zapato (5th September 2021)
He was walking up the aisle when a presentation was beginning. It would have been rude to get up and stop him, but he was turning heads and causing murmurs. It was fun to watch. The presentation started with a question about 'missing time' though it was a group of ghost hunters.
Aragorn (5th September 2021), Dreamtimer (7th September 2021), Wind (5th September 2021)
Aragorn (7th September 2021), Emil El Zapato (7th September 2021), Wind (7th September 2021)
This is funny. And also not funny.
Aragorn (7th September 2021), Emil El Zapato (7th September 2021), Malisa (10th September 2021), Wind (7th September 2021)
"He who hath not a uterus should shut the hell up." - Fallopians 13:13
Aragorn (7th September 2021), Emil El Zapato (7th September 2021), Malisa (10th September 2021), modwiz (8th September 2021), Wind (8th September 2021)
I'm pretty sure Giorgio is a Centauri.
Vir was my favorite
Aragorn (7th September 2021), Emil El Zapato (7th September 2021), Malisa (10th September 2021), Wind (8th September 2021)
I read his bio and it said he was 6'0" ... I know they included the hair ... for real...I'm pretty sure Giorgio is a Centauri.
Vir was my favorite
Aragorn (7th September 2021), Dreamtimer (7th September 2021), Malisa (10th September 2021), Wind (8th September 2021)
They might mean well...
Aragorn (8th September 2021), Emil El Zapato (8th September 2021), Malisa (10th September 2021), Wind (8th September 2021)
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