Humour thread

**Wind** · 20th August 2021, 15:18

**Dreamtimer** · 20th August 2021, 15:30

New book club book!

There's a song for everything...

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7yJNSqYFbA

...potatoes, with whisky on the side (scotch really)

**Emil El Zapato** · 20th August 2021, 21:49

Originally posted by Dreamtimer

Maybe not really an expert but he did spend the night at a Holiday Inn Express ...

**Dreamtimer** · 21st August 2021, 23:16

Here lady lady.

**Dreamtimer** · 22nd August 2021, 00:31

The croc just needs a gator around its neck.

**Dreamtimer** · 22nd August 2021, 13:40

New kitty quarters...

**Aragorn** · 24th August 2021, 12:51

**Dreamtimer** · 24th August 2021, 13:07

Dark humor. (the not funny thing is that some folks here are refusing blood transfusions due to vaccine fears)

**Aragorn** · 24th August 2021, 14:38

Originally posted by Dreamtimer

Dark humor. (the not funny thing is that some folks here are refusing blood transfusions due to vaccine fears)

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**Dreamtimer** · 26th August 2021, 13:23

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqZdfxc-fq0

**Wind** · 26th August 2021, 21:28

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XminlVhLma4

**Octopus Garden** · 26th August 2021, 23:00

Love Ben Stiller's Pig Latin Lover

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmfDD1ERbfY

**Wind** · 29th August 2021, 04:07

Eyes on the prize.

**Emil El Zapato** · 29th August 2021, 13:40

Originally posted by Wind

Eyes on the prize.

I pity da' fool ... compliments of Mr. T

**Wind** · 30th August 2021, 19:42

Apparently she went bananas.

Belgian Woman Banned From Zoo After 4-Year ‘Affair’ With Chimp

A Belgian zoo has asked a woman to stop visiting the chimpanzee with whom she claims to be “in love” because she’s making it hard for him to fit in with his own kind.

The Antwerp Zoo says it has asked Adie Timmermans to stop her weekly visits to its chimpanzee enclosure, where she claims to have been carrying on a “relationship” with an ape named Chita for the last four years.

“I love that animal, and he loves me,” she told local broadcaster ATV, while wiping away tears. “We’re having an affair, I’ll just say.”

Their so-called “relationship” consists of spending time on opposite sides of the enclosure glass, where they gesture and kiss at each other on a regular basis, Timmermans says.