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    "I don't think..." said René Descartes, and then he suddenly he disappeared before he could finish his sentence.
    lol, that's what he gets for being such a smartass.
    But did you actually get the reference?
    mmmm, maybe ... I thinks I did ...
    Hmm, I suspect you didn't, but I'll pretend I believe you.
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    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    Hmm, I suspect you didn't, but I'll pretend I believe you.
    fair enough and I'm afraid to ask ... we'll go with that. The thought of my not 'getting' something is always just too frightening for me. This is why I always strive to know everything.

    In truth, the number of possible references is myriad, so it is difficult to ascertain if my 'thoughts' are the right ones. lol

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    Hmm, I suspect you didn't, but I'll pretend I believe you.
    For example:
    “To be is to do - Socrates

    To do is to be - Sartre

    Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra”

    ― Kurt Vonnegut
    “But those who have been under the shadow, who have gone down at last to elemental things, will have a wider charity” - Herbert George Wells -

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    "I don't think..." said René Descartes, and then he suddenly he disappeared before he could finish his sentence.
    lol, that's what he gets for being such a smartass.
    But did you actually get the reference?
    mmmm, maybe ... I thinks I did ...
    Hmm, I suspect you didn't, but I'll pretend I believe you.
    fair enough and I'm afraid to ask ... we'll go with that. The thought of my not 'getting' something is always just too frightening for me. This is why I always strive to know everything.

    In truth, the number of possible references is myriad, so it is difficult to ascertain if my 'thoughts' are the right ones. lol
    Apart from being a mathematician, René Descartes was also a philosopher, and specifically, he is considered the father of modern existentialism, thanks to his phrase "Je pense, donc je suis""I think, therefore I am". So if you then read my post again, the joke should become clear.

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    For example:
    “To be is to do - Socrates

    To do is to be - Sartre

    Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra”

    ― Kurt Vonnegut
    "Yabba dabba doo!" -- Fred Flintstone
    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    Apart from being a mathematician, René Descartes was also a philosopher, and specifically, he is considered the father of modern existentialism, thanks to his phrase "Je pense, donc je suis""I think, therefore I am". So if you then read my post again, the joke should become clear.



    "Yabba dabba doo!" -- Fred Flintstone
    lol, I got it, of course ... He was also a bit of a peepee. That was my reference.

    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    Apart from being a mathematician, René Descartes was also a philosopher, and specifically, he is considered the father of modern existentialism, thanks to his phrase "Je pense, donc je suis""I think, therefore I am". So if you then read my post again, the joke should become clear.



    "Yabba dabba doo!" -- Fred Flintstone

    Rene Descartes | the mindless philosopher: https://themindlessphilosopher.wordpress.com › category
    Posts about Rene Descartes written by the mindless philosopher. ... Their Place in our Moral Universe, and What Their Inclusion Means For the Average Idiot.

    Just the 1st thing that came up ... actually the 2nd, the 1st was "Descartes was an asshole" but I figured that was too blatant.
    “But those who have been under the shadow, who have gone down at last to elemental things, will have a wider charity” - Herbert George Wells -

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    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    Hmm, I suspect you didn't, but I'll pretend I believe you.
    hmm, on 2nd thought maybe he wasn't so bad after all if we try to overlook his out of kilter ego:

    "Descartes set out to destroy Aristotelean philosophy."

    "Yabba Dabba Doo" - It's about time, it's about space, about two men in the strangest place

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    This never gets old. I think we all have had that special someone who has been pushing our buttons.


    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5K3IRMFj1M

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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    This never gets old. I think we all have had that special someone who has been pushing our buttons.


    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5K3IRMFj1M
    that's great!

    I don't know what this guy is about but he is obsessed with gold diggers - Dhar Mann studios ... This is the cheesiest thing since Roger Corman.
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    Quote Originally posted by BeastOfBologna View Post
    fair enough and I'm afraid to ask ... we'll go with that. The thought of my not 'getting' something is always just too frightening for me. This is why I always strive to know everything.

    In truth, the number of possible references is myriad, so it is difficult to ascertain if my 'thoughts' are the right ones. lol



    For example:
    “To be is to do - Socrates

    To do is to be - Sartre

    Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra”

    ― Kurt Vonnegut
    When you did not get the reference but everyone else did...




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    Quote Originally posted by Malisa View Post
    When you did not get the reference but everyone else did...



    lol ... Amen ... OR you got the reference and no one else did.
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    And I thought folks were bad with the circles where I live. I guess reading is optional in some parts of the country? I can't actually see any signs. There need to be arrows, at the very least. Why would folks choose the wrong lane on a two way road? I cannot fathom.


    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDaQZUzJCNM


    This site was still under construction, obviously. And the flaggers were apparently not close enough to the circle to actually help. Arrows and yield signs should really be in place before traffic goes through. For safety's sake.

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    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    lol, Aragorn lets himself out for real ...
    “But those who have been under the shadow, who have gone down at last to elemental things, will have a wider charity” - Herbert George Wells -

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    Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

    Professional courtesy.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

    Professional courtesy.
    I thought it was because lawyers leave a bad taste in their mouths. But then again, I'm not a shark, so what do I know?
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