Humour thread

**Aragorn** · 1st February 2021, 18:05

Originally posted by Dreamtimer

Ah. Didn't think it sounded Russian. But I don't really know the sound of Polish. I can recognize names by how they're spelled.

Phonetically, Polish does indeed sound somewhat like Russian ─ it is a Slavic language ─ but the ".pl" domain is a giveaway.

Originally posted by Dreamtimer

I couldn't watch past the first slap. I keep thinking TBI. Traumatic Brain Injury.

I couldn't watch much of it at all. I didn't think it was funny in any way, and I don't speak or understand Polish.

Originally posted by Wind

There's a special place in hell reserved for people (demons) like this. He's literally the opposite of Christ.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjBrOU7zdII

Full episode here.

Um, that's not exactly humor either, Brother...

**Emil El Zapato** · 1st February 2021, 18:37

I was thinking brain damage also ... I confess I thought seeing them get knocked senseless kinda funny given they were pretty tough guys ... huge!

sorry Aragorn: Can I set the font size within the TOT app?

**Wind** · 1st February 2021, 18:58

Originally posted by Aragorn

Um, that's not exactly humor either, Brother...

I know... Perhaps there would be a better place for those. I don't find slapping funny either, been experiencing it too many times myself.

**Aragorn** · 1st February 2021, 19:09

Originally posted by NotAPretender

ICan I set the font size within the TOT app?

What's a TOT app?

**Emil El Zapato** · 1st February 2021, 19:19

well, let's see ... what is the name of this framwork? You mentioned onetime that another 'entity' manages the look and feel of the forum. So when I arrive here and start typing I feel that I am running their app/ website ...

But they were asking for it, Wind ... to see who had the biggest you know what ... that was funny but much more stupid ...

what I mean I want to change the font I see on the website and not change my windows settings... is that better?

**Aragorn** · 1st February 2021, 19:22

Originally posted by NotAPretender

well, let's see ... what is the name of this framwork? You mentioned onetime that another 'entity' manages the look and feel of the forum. So when I arrive here and start typing I feel that I am running their app/ website ...

I don't believe I would ever have made such a statement, because it's just not true. The look & feel is determined by the theme you choose ─ see the drop-down list at the bottom left of the page ─ but choosing a different font is simply a matter of using the toolbar in the editor box.

**Emil El Zapato** · 1st February 2021, 19:36

ok, let's see ...

... I think you're answer is no. How would I reduce the fonts of your post without going to windows ...

**Wind** · 1st February 2021, 19:40

Originally posted by NotAPretender

you're answer

Ahem, it's spelled... your.

**Emil El Zapato** · 1st February 2021, 19:50

jeez now you're ganging up on me ... ok, ok, ... your

Ok, I am very thick-headed sometimes ... another fault of mine (can you believe it). If things don't conform to what I'm thinking I never hear them. There's actually a word for it: bypassing

whee

**Aragorn** · 1st February 2021, 20:03

Originally posted by NotAPretender

ok, let's see ...

... I think you're answer is no. How would I reduce the fonts of your post without going to windows ...

Hold the Ctrl key and press the minus key on the numerical keypad. Works in all browsers.

**Emil El Zapato** · 1st February 2021, 20:51

I'll be dogged ... I nevah knowed dat! thanks ...

**Elen** · 2nd February 2021, 05:23

OK OK...I'm laughing now.

**Aragorn** · 2nd February 2021, 11:28

Originally posted by Aragorn

Originally posted by NotAPretender

ok, let's see ...

... I think you're answer is no. How would I reduce the fonts of your post without going to windows ...

Hold the Ctrl key and press the minus key on the numerical keypad. Works in all browsers.

I should also mention that you can do the same thing by holding down the Ctrl key and using the scroll wheel of your mouse. And Ctrl plus the numerical zero returns to the normal zoom level.

**Emil El Zapato** · 2nd February 2021, 11:38

yeah, I use those but they are temporary settings which wouldn't make me jump for joy, if you know what I mean ...

The ctrl -+ seems to be holding over sessions ...

**Aragorn** · 2nd February 2021, 12:02

Originally posted by NotAPretender

Originally posted by Aragorn

Originally posted by NotAPretender

ok, let's see ...

... I think you're answer is no. How would I reduce the fonts of your post without going to windows ...

Hold the Ctrl key and press the minus key on the numerical keypad. Works in all browsers.

I should also mention that you can do the same thing by holding down the Ctrl key and using the scroll wheel of your mouse. And Ctrl plus the numerical zero returns to the normal zoom level.

yeah, I use those but they are temporary settings which wouldn't make me jump for joy, if you know what I mean ...

The ctrl -+ seems to be holding over sessions ...

Whether you do it via the scroll wheel or via the keyboard, the setting should persist across sessions. But of course, if you're blocking cookies and site preferences, then it won't stick.