Humour thread

**Wind** · 31st January 2021, 12:58

What if the blue avians and lizard people mate together?

**Dreamtimer** · 31st January 2021, 12:59

Cabbages?

**Aragorn** · 31st January 2021, 13:25

Originally posted by Dreamtimer

Originally posted by Wind

What if the blue avians and lizard people mate together?

Cabbages?

They would be blizzards. Or Bav(ar)ians. Or maybe Eddie Izzard.

Or, well ─ no, not George Orwell ─ they might end up being feathered cabbages that lay eggs. Red ones, in the shape of an uppercase "Q", with "MAGA" printed on them.

**Aragorn** · 31st January 2021, 14:25

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOCVTLnq9wM

FAILED SIGN...

**Emil El Zapato** · 31st January 2021, 14:55

Originally posted by Aragorn

They would be blizzards. Or Bav(ar)ians. Or maybe Eddie Izzard.

Or, well ─ no, not George Orwell ─ they might end up being feathered cabbages that lay eggs. Red ones, in the shape of an uppercase "Q", with "MAGA" printed on them.

I can't beat any of the above but I just wanted to note that the Blue Chickens have an intellectual and technological edge over the Reptilians (such as it is)... kinda like Predator vs. Alien. At first one thinks no contest but when the Predators get going they're pretty bad ass.

**Aragorn** · 31st January 2021, 14:58

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRh1zXFKC_o

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umpalMtQE50

**Dreamtimer** · 1st February 2021, 02:00

That is funny and also makes me sad.

**Dreamtimer** · 1st February 2021, 14:20

Girls look good in hats too.

**Emil El Zapato** · 1st February 2021, 14:22

isn't that the Moose Lodge ... no the water buffaloes

**Dreamtimer** · 1st February 2021, 14:25

Loyal order of Water Buffalos. (I think I used to think it was royal)

**Emil El Zapato** · 1st February 2021, 14:30

Is this humour?

RUS!! RUS!! RUS!!

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X7LcDlluSY

**Aragorn** · 1st February 2021, 14:44

Originally posted by NotAPretender

Is this humour?

No, not really.

Originally posted by NotAPretender

RUS!! RUS!! RUS!!

They're not Russian; they're Polish.

**Dreamtimer** · 1st February 2021, 14:49

Ah. Didn't think it sounded Russian. But I don't really know the sound of Polish. I can recognize names by how they're spelled.

I couldn't watch past the first slap. I keep thinking TBI. Traumatic Brain Injury.

**Emil El Zapato** · 1st February 2021, 15:12

well that sucks ... Really! All the indicators from the web were Russian ... showing my American ignoramass ... I'm going to follow up on that ... Maybe all the Russian spies I've been seeing are actually Poles ...

Not completely stupid though ... Rus was the original name of the Slavic regions ... I suppose now you're going to tell me Poles aren't Slavic ...

**Wind** · 1st February 2021, 17:49

There's a special place in hell reserved for people (demons) like this. He's literally the opposite of Christ.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjBrOU7zdII

Full episode here.