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    When you have to accept any gig even though actually you're a drummer in a metal band.


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    Someone might find this humorous. This is my attempt to post a facebook video to this thread ...

    <html>
    <head>
    <title>Your Website Title</title>
    </head>
    <body>

    <!-- Load Facebook SDK for JavaScript -->
    <div id="fb-root"></div>
    <script async defer src="https://connect.facebook.net/en_US/sdk.js#xfbml=1&version=v3.2"></script>

    <!-- Your embedded video player code -->
    <div class="fb-video" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/facebook/videos/10153231379946729/" data-width="500" data-show-text="false">
    <div class="fb-xfbml-parse-ignore">
    <blockquote cite="https://www.facebook.com/facebook/videos/10153231379946729/">
    <a href="https://www.facebook.com/facebook/videos/10153231379946729/">How to Share With Just Friends</a>
    <p>How to share with just friends.</p>
    Posted by <a href="https://www.facebook.com/facebook/">Facebook</a> on Friday, December 5, 2014
    </blockquote>
    </div>
    </div>

    </body>
    </html>
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    Quote Originally posted by NotAPretender View Post
    Someone might find this humorous. This is my attempt to post a facebook video to this thread ...

    <html>
    <head>
    <title>Your Website Title</title>
    </head>
    <body>

    <!-- Load Facebook SDK for JavaScript -->
    <div id="fb-root"></div>
    <script async defer src="https://connect.facebook.net/en_US/sdk.js#xfbml=1&version=v3.2"></script>

    <!-- Your embedded video player code -->
    <div class="fb-video" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/facebook/videos/10153231379946729/" data-width="500" data-show-text="false">
    <div class="fb-xfbml-parse-ignore">
    <blockquote cite="https://www.facebook.com/facebook/videos/10153231379946729/">
    <a href="https://www.facebook.com/facebook/videos/10153231379946729/">How to Share With Just Friends</a>
    <p>How to share with just friends.</p>
    Posted by <a href="https://www.facebook.com/facebook/">Facebook</a> on Friday, December 5, 2014
    </blockquote>
    </div>
    </div>

    </body>
    </html>
    Here, let someone who does understand computers give it a try. And I didn't even have to load Facebook in my browser to do it.


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    lol, thanks I get frustrated trying to figure things out. Great character trait, huh ...
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    I thought you were developing your own code language, NAP. Something we might call NAP-ese.

    (I just realized that's way funnier with British colloquial meanings...)

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    I don't have those damn buttons that Aragorn pointed out ... on the facebook video ... I just posted a video on facebook that is likely going to rile some of my righty people ...

    Here's the scenario:

    A friend sent me a video from OccupyDemocrats or something like that there. So this video of a British guy doing a comedy thing about Trump and I want to post the damn thing here on TOT. It is on facebook though and so is the group of videos in a something or other occupy group. I still don't know how I can take the Facebook proprietary video format and security protocols and put them here. Sadly, I'm pretty clueless ...
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    Quote Originally posted by NotAPretender View Post
    I don't have those damn buttons that Aragorn pointed out ... on the facebook video ... I just posted a video on facebook that is likely going to rile some of my righty people ...

    Here's the scenario:

    A friend sent me a video from OccupyDemocrats or something like that there. So this video of a British guy doing a comedy thing about Trump and I want to post the damn thing here on TOT. It is on facebook though and so is the group of videos in a something or other occupy group. I still don't know how I can take the Facebook proprietary video format and security protocols and put them here. Sadly, I'm pretty clueless ...
    It's not that difficult. Look at the URL and copy only the numerical identifier of the video to your clipboard. Then hit the button in the toolbar and paste that numerical identifier between the "[FB]" tags.
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    Damn, it worked ... thanks Aragorn ... one would have to have full access to the Akashic record to figure that out ...

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    I feel happiness in the air.
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    Whatever is true. Whatever is noble. Whatever is right. Whatever is lovely. Whatever is admirable. Anything of excellence and worthy of praise. Dwell on these things. Jesus Christ (I agree)

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    Oh man, this is hilarious


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    I watched that last night, it was pretty funny ... I hope he wasn't doing that to real kids. My daughter in elementary school was in the Good News Club. I always tried to spend some time with her there during the gatherings. I always had to talk her back from the precipice afterwards. One of the things they did every meeting was ask the kids to close their eyes and bow their heads and ask God for the desire to be baptized. Uh yeah ... my daughter was baptized at 6 months ...
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    Sure enough my older brother saw my accidental post from Occupy Democrats ... he knows I'm liberal but that video was scathing. He'll likely never talk to me again...that means he won't be talking to me or my younger brother ... at one time they were comrades in conservative arms ... My younger brother finally got where I was coming from and changed dramatically. my older brother ... I'm worried now ...

    let's all have a good laugh about that ...
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    Quote Originally posted by NotAPretender View Post
    Sure enough my older brother saw my accidental post from Occupy Democrats ... he knows I'm liberal but that video was scathing. He'll likely never talk to me again...that means he won't be talking to me or my younger brother ... at one time they were comrades in conservative arms ... My younger brother finally got where I was coming from and changed dramatically. my older brother ... I'm worried now ...

    let's all have a good laugh about that ...
    That video isn't from Occupy Democrats, they just reposted it on FB.

    The original is from youtube, Jonathan Pie.

    He is not an actual reporter, rather a comedian and satirist. Your brother surely has a sense of humour and will understand satire, though I know this is more of a British thing. His reports are a bit like The Onion, they are over-the-top and ridiculous for comedic effect.

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