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  1. 24th December 2020, 13:39 #736
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    Mark Twain was a head of his time. I knew at least one nun that didn't like his ass.

    I thought that blank page was Aragorn thanking me for not posting anything more stupid than the Santa joke.
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  3. 24th December 2020, 21:01 #737
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    There getting good now!

    Question: What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
    Answer: It’s finally Christmas, Eve!
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  5. 24th December 2020, 21:07 #738
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    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"
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  7. 24th December 2020, 21:08 #739
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    Quote Originally posted by NotAPretender View Post
    There getting good now!

    Question: What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
    Answer: It’s finally Christmas, Eve!
    Q: What did Adam say the first time he and Eve were about to have sex?
    A: "Step back, Eve. I don't know how big this thing is going to get!"


    Can we now drop the fifth-grader humor and post some really funny things, please?
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  9. 24th December 2020, 21:16 #740
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    lol, i'm sure ...
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  11. 25th December 2020, 11:37 #741
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  13. 26th December 2020, 01:12 #742
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    Question: Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?
    Answer: Because it soots him.
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  15. 26th December 2020, 01:51 #743
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    Quote Originally posted by NotAPretender View Post
    Question: Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?
    Answer: Because it soots him.
    Dude, please...
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    At 9:20 in the funnies video the upside down dog looks like a different creature, like a badger or otter.
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  21. 30th December 2020, 20:30 #746
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    No, it's not CGI.


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    gawd, that's amazing ...
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    It's crazy how natural their movements look.
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  27. 30th December 2020, 21:18 #749
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    I know ... wow ...
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    The yellow, four-legged robot is the creepiest. And they almost look like they're having fun.
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