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    What did the first snowman say to the second?

    Why does everything smell like carrots?

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    Question: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
    Answer: Nothing, it was on the house!

    uh, not really ...
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    You forumnuggets keep this up and it will have to be renamed the nuggetry thread...............
    Ní siocháin go saoirse

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    I hope so Mr. the Cid ...
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    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    Question: What does a snowman where to a wedding?
    Answer: A snow suit!
    Last edited by Emil El Zapato, 18th December 2020 at 21:37.
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    she was an idiot that manifested the craziness little by little bit. She did expose to the masses the incipient delusion of the right. They really are a different species. I think the future, perhaps distant future, will prove this a scientific reality.

    Talk about crazy, I had a thought last night. I think Trump's life is in danger. Either a crazy leftist will try to off him or one of his own that has the drive to fill his vacuum of power. To the delusional power hungry it will inevitably emerge in their Machiavellian dysfunctional thinking that a dead effete dictator can be a martyr, a live one is virtually useless.
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    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    Question: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
    Answer: Claus-trophobia!
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    NAP, are you trying to become the king of dad jokes?

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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    NAP, are you trying to become the king of dad jokes?
    I'll add a granny joke. From the mouths of babes...


    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    they just be showing up in my inbox ... hate to waste 'em.

    Did you watch those 3 snl skits i posted in the last day or two ... man, those are hilarious ... not very dad-like at all ...

    that joke was not only funny, but no doubt true ...
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