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    I was thinking that the moonshine must've just kicked in as he was trying to make his explanation.

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    That Moonshine guy made me feel embarrassed on his behalf. Sorry no laughter.
    Whatever is true. Whatever is noble. Whatever is right. Whatever is lovely. Whatever is admirable. Anything of excellence and worthy of praise. Dwell on these things. Jesus Christ (I agree)

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    Hell will be quite crowded.


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    "The fact that there is a stairway to Heaven and a highway to Hell indicates expected traffic."

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    Ask Elenugget, Hell is in Norway.............
    Ní siocháin go saoirse

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    It's outside Trondheim

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    Quote Originally posted by Elen View Post
    It's outside Trondheim

    See?
    Told ya.
    Wish I was on the highway to that Hell...............
    Ní siocháin go saoirse

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    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rriSNjEVmFQ


    English speaking visitors come every year to have their passports stamped, in Hell, besides it "freezes over" in winter...so it's "safe".

    Hell is a quaint little village in Norway that's the resting place of 1,600 souls. There are red-roofed houses, a post office, a grocery store, even a church. It literally freezes over during the winter, which is yet another example of why its pun-friendly name draws tourists throughout the year. Weirdly enough, hell means "luck" in Norwegian, but the locals play up their association with the netherworld. When you pull into the train station, there's a sign that reads HELL GODS -- EXPEDITION, and the town's most famous native, Mona Grudt, who won the 1990 Miss Universe beauty pageant, proudly called herself "the beauty queen from Hell."

    Then there's the annual Blues in Hell Festival, which was founded by Kjell Inge Brovoll, better known as "Hell Boss." This year, the festival brought a host of legendary American blues singers to the peaceful village, including Sugar Pie DeSanto, who is best described as a more unhinged and modern version of her late duet partner and childhood friend, Etta James.

    Sugar Pie was my ticket to Hell. I first saw the 78-year-old, 4'11" spitfire on New Year's Eve 2012—she hopped on the stage, kicked off her stiletto heels, and gyrated with the intensity of a woman 55 years her junior.
    Whatever is true. Whatever is noble. Whatever is right. Whatever is lovely. Whatever is admirable. Anything of excellence and worthy of praise. Dwell on these things. Jesus Christ (I agree)

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    Ah. So you can have Hellish weather and also Helish weather.

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    that guy is one hell of a trip ...

    woo hoo
    “But those who have been under the shadow, who have gone down at last to elemental things, will have a wider charity” - Herbert George Wells -

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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    I'm not going there, I have a job to do in Asgard
    Ní siocháin go saoirse

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    The Covid-19 lockdown rules have now been relaxed again here in Belgium. Swimming pools are now allowed to open up again to the public. However, in order to properly maintain social distance, there will be no water in lanes 2, 4 and 6.

    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    “But those who have been under the shadow, who have gone down at last to elemental things, will have a wider charity” - Herbert George Wells -

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