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    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    They're too late. I've already got Covid-19 and I'm autistic.
    Perhaps they can extract the antidote from your blood sample.

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    This should help you ace your British citizenship test, if you ever need it...




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    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    Yes, I have the virus. I'm in quarantine right now. My doctor says a week should do. I do feel that I would be on the mend, though.
    What's this with forum administrators and Covid-19? The administrator over at Spiritual Forums also has Covid-19, though he has respiratory symptoms. You guys must be a high-risk group... Must be all that 5G radiation you're exposed to in your line of work...

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    The Surreal Sight of Disinfecting Historic Sites - Should be pretty easy

    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    hey, I have that shirt...
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    That's very effective. I hope he doesn't get in a fight with ceiling cat!

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    If Trump were captain of the RMS Titanic...


    Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic:

    There isn't any iceberg. There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean. The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon. There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg. We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly. The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg. We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats.

    Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them. We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors. Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats. I really don't think we need that many lifeboats. We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats. The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship. Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.

    A day later we learn that the ship never hit an iceberg and the captain never said any of that.
    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    An in-law just texted that to me the other night.

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    When you feel like hitting the dance floor.


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    Taken from Do REI mi, HU, found >


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    Quote Originally posted by Wind View Post
    When you feel like hitting the dance floor.
    they be jammin'

    I just posted in the Chaos thread and really excellent movie trailer...I can't remember if i've posted it before but I don't think I have.
    Last edited by Emil El Zapato, 18th April 2020 at 14:24.
    “El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"

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