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"The more I see, the less I know for sure." ~ John Lennon
Aianawa (15th February 2023), Aragorn (7th January 2023), Lord Sidious (8th January 2023)
Oldie, but goldie.
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYajv8xsgIk
"The more I see, the less I know for sure." ~ John Lennon
"The more I see, the less I know for sure." ~ John Lennon
Aianawa (18th January 2023), Aragorn (12th January 2023), Lord Sidious (12th January 2023)
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Wind (19th January 2023)
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’
Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.
A perfectionist walked into a bar... Apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
"The more I see, the less I know for sure." ~ John Lennon
Aragorn (26th January 2023)
A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.
At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.
The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, find a field in which to let the pigs mate.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.
While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?"
The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they're pregnant. If they're in the mud, they're not."
The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.
This continued each morning for more than a week. Both farmers were worn out.
The next morning the farmer was too tired to get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."
"Neither," yelled his wife.
"They're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."
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Lord Sidious (28th January 2023), Wind (27th January 2023)
Wait for the end...
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Aianawa (15th February 2023), Fred Steeves (29th January 2023), Wind (29th January 2023)
"The more I see, the less I know for sure." ~ John Lennon
Aragorn (6th February 2023), Emil El Zapato (10th February 2023), Fred Steeves (6th February 2023)
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Aianawa (15th February 2023), Emil El Zapato (14th February 2023), Wind (14th February 2023)
"The more I see, the less I know for sure." ~ John Lennon
Aragorn (17th February 2023), Lord Sidious (18th February 2023)
My contribution to the discussion on the World War Twee thread:
“El revolucionario: te meteré la bota en el culo"
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Emil El Zapato (20th February 2023), Wind (20th February 2023)
"The more I see, the less I know for sure." ~ John Lennon
Aragorn (26th February 2023)
Good Lord, I don't know who would be more embarrassed, the camel or the people.Originally posted by Wind
Last edited by Wind, 25th February 2023 at 22:28.
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