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    that's hilarious...
    "We are one thought away from changing the world!"

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    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    Quote Originally posted by NotAPretender View Post
    that's hilarious...
    You hadn't even heard the news yet? Are you a prescient skeptic, an anticipatory doubter, an insouciant antisatanic whistler? or were you responding to the previous post? It's hard to tell when time does not exits.



    HELL - Satan announced Friday he is putting the finishing touches on a new breed of house cat.



    Forged in the dark fires of Satan's spawning pits, the newly developed feline breed will wait even longer to decide if it wants to come inside or stay outside your door, scratch you even more painfully, and act even more aloof.

    Researchers didn't think these developments were possible, but drawing on the dark arts, Satan was able to pack the new model with over 100 new evil features.

    "We've sharpened the claws, we've made them coyer, we've made them smarter so they can finally carry out their plan to kill you in your sleep," Satan said proudly at the product unveiling. "Er--I mean, their plan to show you affection and appreciation."

    According to the Prince of Darkness, the cats will complain 325% more often than other breeds, sleep on more of your favorite spots, and still whine if you don't feed them at the exact time they desire nourishment. They will also meow incessantly to get you to fill up their food and water dish, and then slink away after you fill it up. Other breeds already did this, of course, but Satan's latest cat breed will do all this and somehow manage to be even sassier.

    At publishing time, heaven had attempted to counter Satan's latest scheme by announcing an even more faithful, loving breed of dog.

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    Gawd, this is funny. Enjoy tears of laughter, and other kinds...


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    Last edited by Maggie, 26th January 2019 at 05:09.

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    Question


    How Big is Your Deck?


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    Cheese Balls! This is all cheese balls! That boy was adorable.

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    How to Make Yourself Laugh for No Reason, Instantly Relieve Stress Feel Wonderful

    This advise seems to be helpful if things are getting too serious. I think it works!


    Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwjs1p6xY2s


    Repeat as often as needed!
    Last edited by Elen, 27th January 2019 at 09:25.
    Whatever is true. Whatever is noble. Whatever is right. Whatever is lovely. Whatever is admirable. Anything of excellence and worthy of praise. Dwell on these things. Jesus Christ (I agree)

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    The group must look pretty funny doing that exercise.

    I'm gonna do it with my family.

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    Whatever is true. Whatever is noble. Whatever is right. Whatever is lovely. Whatever is admirable. Anything of excellence and worthy of praise. Dwell on these things. Jesus Christ (I agree)

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    Jeez, and I thought my husband's reaction to our pregnancy was dramatic. It was a snoozefest compared to this guy.

    That was good fun, Elen.

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    How Big is your Deck...no wonder my brother's decks keep getting bigger... lol...
    "We are one thought away from changing the world!"

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    Let me guess, he's a deck-head. Mine is too, and he doesn't even have a deck.

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    Honestly, I used to think he was...he's changed...he has gotten mellower along with the size of his deck...
    "We are one thought away from changing the world!"

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