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    = DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR =

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    A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

    SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

    THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

    THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

    THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
    HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

    HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

    "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO.



    (Sorry to all my blond friends)

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    that wasn't funny...
    "We are one thought away from changing the world!"

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    Good one, Wind.

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    So far the donkey book is best...
    "Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the object of your anger to die” ~ Anon
    "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." ~Yogi Berra
    "You can observe a lot by just watching." ~Yogi Berra
    “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” ~Will Rogers
    "If life gives you melons...you might be dyslexic" ~ Aixelsyd Dnarber

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    I agree. Long live the wonky donkey!

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    wonkydonkey...if that was the aussie...yes, that is totally classic hilarity...

    The Harmony dude was a close 2nd.
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    Quote Originally posted by NotAPretender View Post
    wonkydonkey...if that was the aussie...yes, that is totally classic hilarity...
    No, it was the Scottish woman reading a story to a baby.
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    The Scottish accent was integral to the enjoyment, imo. And her awesome belly laugh.


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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    The Scottish accent was integral to the enjoyment, imo. And her awesome belly laugh.

    I know a good joke in Scottish, but it's, um, rather inappropriate for publication on a publicly visible forum. (It either way works better if you get to hear the vocal inflections. )
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    Is it something about the size of the perch?

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    Quote Originally posted by Aragorn View Post
    I know a good joke in Scottish, but it's, um, rather inappropriate for publication on a publicly visible forum. (It either way works better if you get to hear the vocal inflections. )
    Is it something about the size of the perch?
    Well, it depends... It's about Jim and his donkey from Glasgow, and the word "perch" is not mentioned as such in the version I know, but yes, it's about the size of something alright.
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    How many birds can a Scotsman fit under his kilt?

    See above.

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    Quote Originally posted by Dreamtimer View Post
    How many birds can a Scotsman fit under his kilt?

    See above.
    Well, in that case, it's a different joke.
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