Speaking of worms, my dad and most of my family actually are big fishermen. My dad was once asked to appear on a 'sportsman/fisherman show but he turned it down...that still surprises me given his narcissism (I know that's not nice)...his picture did appear on a state tourism brochure...
Anyway, my dad would try to force me into fishing when i was just a chald, so one time I told him that an earthworm's nervous system was 10,000 times more sensitive than a person's. I asked him if he could imagine how much it would hurt a worm when you put a fishing hook through it. He just looked at me with at first with a blank stare and then as if I was from another planet...
I am adopted, after all...