here's one that will make you all happy...
When I was 12 years old this girl in my class nicknamed me 'King Rat' (she stole the term to reference 'Lord of the Flies')... She never stopped wanting to hook up with me but I wasn't interested.
When I was 17 years old another girl, highly intelligent and an escapee from the funny farm (I very much enjoyed our existential conversations) dubbed me, "Chucky Wucky demon of the underworld"...She actually went through the verbal ceremony of dubbing me that. I wasn't sure what to think about it.
When I was old enough to know better a true crazed woman dubbed me "Chuckie the Serial Killer Clown"
I forgot to mention my ex-wife...she called me ' arrogant asshole' but I confess, I nicknamed her 'bowling ball head'
yes, it has been an interesting road.