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THE INVASION
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The Blue Zombie Chickens
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Every episode starts with a voice-over narration, alternating between 10 minutes of David Wilcock talking about his penis in even-number episodes, and 20 minutes of Alfred Lambremont Webre just trying to turn on his webcam in odd-number episodes.
The double-length pilot episode will be called
"How the Grinch Stole a Fake Picasso", and will home in on two
Famous Researchers™ — one an African-born British Scientologist from Ecuador with a conspicuous hat, and the other one a tone-deaf middle-aged blonde from,
you know, Sedona,
okay? — who are set up for a swindle with a fake Picasso drawing by the evil
Blue Zombie Chickens From 9th Density™ and their human accomplice, the
Illuminati Insider™ Shane The Ruiner.
The Ruiner and his following of 1'000-year-old vampires, the Shanolytes, then take the two
Famous Researchers™ hostage and transport them to a secret underground facility underneath the Gaia TV studios by way of a
Norway Spiral™, created by the devious Richard C. Hoagland from within his Nazi base on the moon. Along with them, the
Brave Whistleblower™ Henry Deacon (played by Arthur Neuman) is also transported through the
Norway Spiral™, but he loses his mustache in transit and succumbs to his injury.
The
Famous Researchers™ are then tortured with screenshots from
The One Truth and
Eye-Rise, and brutally interrogated by Michael Salla and George Noory, both possessed by the evil spirits of the
Blue Zombie Chickens™. However, they are then promptly rescued by
The Hero™, a
"Secret Space Program" operative named
"Corey Goode", who obliterates the possessed individuals with a
Golden Triangle™ made of
Ra Material™, and who, with a mysterious line from east of the Rockies, resurrects Art Bell, who had been clubbed to death by George Noory with Bob Dean's cane.
Note to Fred: Don't complain about your keyboard, man — you know better than to try sipping from your beer while reading my posts. 
Oh man, I'm so bad, hahaha!
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