Black Flies On The Window Sill.....
.......is not only an amazing song by Ben Howard that oddly reminds me of Seikou (no idea why), it is also a predicament that I find myself in at my new house (hence my lengthy absence from TOT of late). I am having to murder a couple of dozen a day and I'm not at all happy about that. It affects my smug spiritual muse far too acutely to continue.
Does anyone know of a more efficient way to dispose of the pests than my current acrobatics? This consists of me flying around the living room and kitchen area, tea towel spun into a make-shift whip, in a display of martial prowess perhaps only rivalled or bettered by Shezbeth.
Any solutions would be gratefully received.