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More news has been coming in from highly specialized researchers in this field. Courtney Brown of the Farsight Institute has now come forward and confirmed that they were finally able to remote-view that the UFO hovering over the White House lawn was of the same design, outer hull texture and color as this one here-below...
As experts will be able to confirm, this is a quite familiar ship design, indeed. I myself have personally already amply seen many ships of this type on all kinds of lawns. The only difference is that the ones I saw were always in full contact with the lawn, and much smaller. I suspect that they may have been harvesting chlorophyl from the grass, although that in itself does not explain why some of them appear to be landing on pavement instead.
The ones I've witnessed also didn't have any inscriptions on them — or at least, none that I cared to investigate at the time. I have so far always chosen to maintain a safe distance between myself and these vessels because of the potential for radioactive contamination. The outer hull of such craft appears to have a magnetic influence on the rubber from which the soles of footwear are made. Ample witnesses have already reported that any contact between the footwear and the hull fabric triggers a nauseating olfactory experience, which I believe to be the result of radiation sickness caused by the craft's space-time distortion fields.
But either way, the shape, the color and the texture of the outer hull do match. Presumably then, this is a vessel from an extraterrestrial civilization that has been visiting our planet since at least as far back in history as that wolves and other canines first allowed themselves to become domesticated by man.
I've personally also already witnessed more disk-shaped craft of a similar color and outer hull texture, albeit usually domeless and with a somewhat wider circumference, on meadows commonly populated by terrestrial equine and bovine species. I smell a link here with the reports of cattle mutilation.
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The similarities in color and hull fabrics also lead me to suspect that there must be an exchange going on in metallurgical knowledge and composite materials between different interstellar civilizations. It is very likely even that they would have united in a refeyendum.
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I believe you Joanna, is the only one to put this whole thread to shame. We're just having fun here with the "official" story as such, and please do humour us. I think Aragorn is referring to the slugs on the lawn looking for chlorophyll... he's a real : Sherlock: as you can see. I'm afraid you've lost out on the whole story which is a real hoot. We are finding ways to make up numbers on the counting machine here. :h5:
I believe you've made an error of judgement, Sister. Joanna is fully aware of our efforts here, because she and I had been communicating off the forum. I also find her comment rather humorous. :p
Actually, no, slugs was not what I was referring to. :) They generally don't generate an unpleasant olfactory experience when you step on them. :p I was actually referring to much smellier things, which come in all shapes and sizes. :p
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Clearly one of the lesser advanced alien groups as this one had to pull over for the policeman so as to lure this same policeman into the required proximity for disabling... all because of their limited technology. I suspect Mantid, Draco or Grey.
I'm sending the video to an alien identification authority over at for further verification.
It would then most likely be the Greys, because according to information presented to us by well-informed sources, neither Mantids nor Dracos would fit behind the wheel of a standard US market automobile.
Granted though, the Grey might need to pile a few pillows on the driver's seat first so as to be able to look out through the windshield. :p
Sam, you'll never get through the blue avian wall.:ttr:
I'm not sure what to make of that, Modwiz. So many possibilities...