[Hoax] UFO Hovers Above White House Lawn with Picture

[modwiz]

Although this news escaped the newswires because the message was delivered telepathically to all those evolved enough to receive it, a UFO hovered just inches above the White House lawn today.
http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/20000/velka/white-house.jpg
The UFO can clearly be seen by all who have opened their third eye.

The UFO chose to remain cloaked but, knew that the New Age community with its myriad of avowed empaths would be clearly able to "feel" them in the craft. Psychics report that the beings on board would have liked to have gone Earth style and used a restroom but, despite many options for accommodation there were none indicated for off-worlders. Not wanting to offend any body they chose to not make use of this option and be politically correct. Also, they hovered to honor a "Keep Off the Grass" sign.

A very clear message was given to psychics that a nation that might elect a person that belongs in prison was not ready for disclosure. DAARPA was aware of them and had weapons locked on the craft but, chose not to fire lest disclosure happen, psychics claim. They, the craft occupants, want a world where human rights, for all, abides. With so many special interest groups they were not sure who best represents humanity so they chose psychics to spread their message.

There are various reports as to the shape, some saying saucer-shaped and others saying cigar-shaped. Some said it was an orb. Disagreements prevented a final telepathic statement from being made however.

They did leave with a final message, "Humans, get your act together".


The above is for entertainment value only.

[modwiz]

Please feel free to express your opinions about this post. Go for it!

[Aragorn]

I have had this information relayed to me as well. However, it is still not clear to me what the ship looks like if it were to decloak, nor what the intentions are of its occupants. The voices in my head are in serious disagreement with my imaginary friends on account of this information. :hmm:







:ha:

[modwiz]

I have had this information relayed to me as well. However, it is still not clear to me what the ship looks like if it were to decloak, nor what the intentions are of its occupants. The voices in my head are in serious disagreement with my imaginary friends on account of this information. :hmm:




:ha:

No question in my mind that you are a targeted individual and are having voices beamed into your head by the cabal. Be strong, brother

[Dreamtimer]

The ship is clearly sky shaped. :shapeshift:

[modwiz]

The ship is clearly sky shaped. :shapeshift:


What kind of sky? Martian, Andromedan, Alderbaranic?

[Aragorn]

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/leader.jpg

[Dreamtimer]

It's a Terran sky, I'm pretty sure. :scp:

[modwiz]

It's a Terran sky, I'm pretty sure. :scp:

I guess the absence of any blue showing would point to a chem-trailed sky and who else would trash their own planet? However, that might be conspiracy theory, people tell me they are just contrails. Our representative goobermint tells them so through an independent media.

[Aragorn]

The ship is clearly sky shaped. :shapeshift:
What kind of sky? Martian, Andromedan, Alderbaranic?
It's a Terran sky, I'm pretty sure. :scp:

I thought it was an Acronymian sky... :hmm:


:getcoat: :hiding:

[Aragorn]

I guess the absence of any blue showing would point to a chem-trailed sky and who else would trash their own planet? However, that might be conspiracy theory, people tell me they are just contrails. Our representative goobermint tells them so through an independent media.

Well, the sky is grey, so then the occupants would be... Greys? No? :hmm:

[modwiz]

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/leader.jpg

These guys need a breath mint.:hilarious:

[modwiz]

Well, the sky is grey, so then the occupants would be... Greys? No? :hmm:

Well, as there were disagreements with the psychics, it definitely falls into a grey area.:rolleyes:

[Chester]

Please feel free to express your opinions about this post. Go for it!

Well... even though my wife says, "Don't worry... he sees plenty with one eye," I have to be honest... I didn't see it.

But as I correct my wife, "Honey... I don't see 'em... I smell 'em," I did also smell this one too. And yes, they sure needed the bathroom.

[modwiz]

Well... even though my wife says, "Don't worry... he sees plenty with one eye," I have to be honest... I didn't see it.

But as I correct my wife, "Honey... I don't see 'em... I smell 'em," I did also smell this one too. And yes, they sure needed the bathroom.

It's a shame Sam, you are clearly not evolved enough to see them.:shocked: You need to buy a Cintamani stone from Rob Potter. He sells them on his website. Forum rules prevent me from posting a link.

With regards to the bathroom, they did need it. To puke over millions of Americans supporting Hillary.:vom:

[Greenbarry]

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/leader.jpg
Are these biological beings from Uranus?

[modwiz]

Are these biological beings from Uranus?

No, only spirits of the Air come from Uranus. But as Sam says, you can smell them.

[Greenbarry]

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/leader.jpg
butt how do they breath? shouldnt they have some kind of asshat breathing apparatus?

[Chester]

It's a shame Sam, you are clearly not evolved enough to see them.:shocked: You need to buy a Cintamani stone from Rob Potter. He sells them on his website. Forum rules prevent me from posting a link.

With regards to the bathroom, they did need it. To puke over millions of Americans supporting Hillary.:vom:

Couldn't afford Potter as I just booked a 2nd chakra scan/reading with SP.

[modwiz]

I could reply to the two above posts but, no. I like humor but not Redd Foxx style. I will wait for better offerings.:yoda:

I delivered my retort to Sam privately.

Good to see some of the quieter posters finding something to respond to.:fpalm:

[Greenbarry]

well.. i cannot see this cloaked ship. so, i'm thinking there is still more
work i need to do in this life. although, i have seen eight ifo's in my lifetime.
i know they are there and i do not need anyone to confirm what i have seen.
i like to laugh also and modwiz your reply cracked my ass up! rolling!
i felt compelled to roll out another funny.. cause laughter is the best medicine.
:hilarious:

[Aragorn]

Couldn't afford Potter as I just booked a 2nd chakra scan/reading with SP.

If I tell you that you were my brother-in-law when I was King Solomon and that you are a reptilian soul, will you send half of that money to me? :D :ttr:

[modwiz]

well.. i cannot see this cloaked ship. so, i'm thinking there is still more
work i need to do in this life. although, i have seen eight ifo's in my lifetime.
i know they are there and i do not need anyone to confirm what i have seen.
i like to laugh also and modwiz your reply cracked my ass up! rolling!
i felt compelled to roll out another funny.. cause laughter is the best medicine.
:hilarious:

I do hope it is clear that the thread is satire, poking fun at some concepts that get blown out of proportion by some of us. I read the OP to some friends and they howled too. There was also a plot by me to get the posts up and get to the "magical" 100k number. Even if a few of us do the posting, we still need something to "riff" off of.

[Aragorn]

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/leader.jpg


The Farsight Institute has just confirmed that they were able to ascertain what this species is called. Any single member of this species must be addressed as Anu. Chris Thomas on the other hand has consulted with the Akashic Records, and he in turn says it's the Bollox. I'm not sure who's correct. :hmm:

:ttr:

[lcam88]

Bollox! Yes, to them being seen by such a, how do you say it... "primitive" race would be... impure. It would feel much like how we feel upon noticing a flatulation only by smell.

[lcam88]

If I tell you that you were my brother-in-law when I was King Solomon and that you are a reptilian soul, will you send half of that money to me? :D :ttr:

I am sure all or you recall, Aragorn is one of those special souls who arrived as part of the "three waves". First and perhaps the only incarnation...

[Aragorn]

Couldn't afford Potter as I just booked a 2nd chakra scan/reading with SP.

If I tell you that you were my brother-in-law when I was King Solomon and that you are a reptilian soul, will you send half of that money to me? :D :ttr:

I am sure all or you recall, Aragorn is one of those special souls who arrived as part of the "three waves". First and perhaps the only incarnation...

Of course, but Sam was making a reference to Simon Parkes, whose standard rap for a male client is that they were his brother-in-law back when he was King Solomon, and for a female client that they were his wife at that time. And they're all reptilian souls too. ;)

According to the Bible, King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines. The guy got around, and I reckon the odds were small that all of them would have been having a headache on the same night. :p

[lcam88]

I totally forgot who Simon Parks was for a moment, certainly SP meant nothing to me... until you jogged the memory...

That is real progress. I'll try to forget again.

[Aragorn]

I totally forgot who Simon Parks was for a moment

You wouldn't have forgotten him so easily if you had been the one whom he threatened to sue. And actually, he didn't actually threaten to sue me, he said he was suing me.

:fpalm:

[Barbarella]

The voices in my head are in serious disagreement with my imaginary friends on account of this information. That quote's brilliant!

So... what's the difference between a cloaked ship, an invisible ship, a ship that no one can see and no equipment can detect - and no ship at all?

Babs

[Dreamtimer]

Babs, no difference until something happens. If the ship that's not there does something we can perceive, then it's there. Otherwise...

I have assertained the source of the smell...

[Barbarella]

Although I always thought I had a good 'irony detector', sometimes I just can't tell whether some thread posts are examples of Poe's Law (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law) or not!

All part of the fun - I guess.

Babs

[modwiz]

Although I always thought I had a good 'irony detector', sometimes I just can't tell whether some thread posts are examples of Poe's Law (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law) or not!

All part of the fun - I guess.

Babs


LOL. You needed a plasma detector.

Coyote medicine does not respect Poe's law. That law was intended for those with a poe sense of humor. Common core education has a lot to do with that, IMO. It is hard to be impish with a wink and a nod. Kinda like the awards they give out for signing up for a competition one does not participate in.

[Barbarella]

LOL. You needed a plasma detector.


My son designed and built a Hall effect UFO detector. Does that count?

It has given no false alarms...

Babs

[modwiz]

My son designed and built a Hall effect UFO detector. Does that count?

It has given no false alarms...

Babs

Big time. Excellent too. How is it at detecting humor? Especially a humor based on the need for some reflection on the part of a community.

Also, at the bottom of the "article" there is some fine print that would make it adhere to Poe's law.

[Elen]

I'm still with you guys...I just found this VERY fitting video on the UFO. (I can be as silly as you).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCKD6kk1fWU

I hope this sheds "some light on the subject".

This was also posted on the other active thread.

[modwiz]

I'm still with you guys...I just found this VERY fitting video on the UFO. (I can be as silly as you).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCKD6kk1fWU

I hope this sheds "some light on the subject".


This was also posted on the other active thread.

LOL. Sure, wrong thread. I see you too are with us on getting the post count up. Very clever, and appreciated.

[Elen]

OK, I have another very important video from "an insider". He claims to know it all.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxM4BCKvhdo

He's from NASA, he has to know...

[Dreamtimer]

Babs, thanks for the comment about irony and Poe's law. I personally find it hilarious that he developed it in the context of Creationist parodies.

Elen, I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. A buzzing bee, Hon. (Baltimore slang for Honey):hilarious:

[Elen]

I love the Baltimore dialect, slang or whatever, ever since I saw "Hairspray" the movie. What a hoot that was hon.

[modwiz]

OK, I have another very important video from "an insider". He claims to know it all.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxM4BCKvhdo

He's from NASA, he has to know...


That can't be real. The little bit of Earth showing at the end didn't look flat.:ha:

[Elen]

C'mon... he IS from NASA and he looks just like a bee...

[modwiz]

This thread needs another post to keep it visible. Wouldn't want an important announcement to get lost in all the mirth.:laurel-and-hardy-da

[enjoy being]

Wow awesome find!

[Elen]

So this will explain the Chemtrails for us, even the spell checker doesn't know what it is. Clouds are from now on made by airplanes...:p


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH2NLfXg2Mc

[Elen]

That can't be real. The little bit of Earth showing at the end didn't look flat.:ha:

modwiz, I just found this NASA video. This shows some of it... And PLEASE NASA and supporters, don't get upset, this is just for fun.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KnTpm9Y77E

[Barbarella]

They should also make a video taking the p**s out of the flat earthers and the we-never-went-to-the-moon numpties!

[Elen]

They should also make a video taking the p**s out of the flat earthers and the we-never-went-to-the-moon numpties!

This is not as easy to find. I will post it if I find it!

[sarahdita85]

I don't know how you can't see them! They are right there! The blue ones with beaks and emo/punk hairstyles.

[Elen]

I don't know how you can't see them! They are right there! The blue ones with beaks and emo/punk hairstyles.

Please show us with a link to it...

[modwiz]

I don't know how you can't see them! They are right there! The blue ones with beaks and emo/punk hairstyles.

Yes, that was another one of the many descriptions the psychics claimed. So many psychics, so little agreement.

[Elen]

Now it's my turn to go to bed modwiz, hope you had a good sleep. Nighty night. :yawn::chrs:

[modwiz]

Now it's my turn to go to bed modwiz, hope you had a good sleep. Nighty night. :yawn::chrs:


The good thing about being on different sides of the Atlantic is it works well for a tag team. Sleep well.

[Innocent Warrior]

Yes, that was another one of the many descriptions the psychics claimed. So many psychics, so little agreement.

Maybe they were wearing costumes to confuse the psychics, they can be slippery like that.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/03/4d/ba/034dbaff1f9ab411d9eaf01e82a5f67f.jpg

:)

[lcam88]

I found a vid worth posting here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU3Oo3r9b9s

[Dreamtimer]

I found a vid worth posting here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU3Oo3r9b9s

A new excuse to not eat your vegetables?

[Greenbarry]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCKD6kk1fWU
modwiz.. i love the disguise.. hair bobbed up perfectly..!
this is paramount man.. share that truth bro!!
:thup:

[Aragorn]

This here is a picture of the White House. It is located in Washington D.C. in the United States of Acronyms.


http://cdn.history.com/sites/2/2015/03/hungry-history-cooking-for-the-commander-in-chief-20th-century-white-house-chefs-iStock_000004638435Medium-E.jpeg


This is a picture of a lawn.


http://www.virginiagreenlawncare.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/grass-small.png


Here is a picture of a UFO just like the one involved, taken from an earlier report in the archives.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/76896fb7fbb5c4ab738e1c6ca7b74046/tumblr_o0k28s8gLb1usytqwo1_1280.png

These four witnesses here-below have officially confirmed that they have no knowledge of any UFOs hovering over the White House lawn.


http://retailmotion.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/people-waiting.jpg


Here's a picture of an attractive woman who could not see the invisible UFO.


http://www.inspireleads.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/attractive-blonde.jpg


This guy here is an expert witness who confirms that aliens exist.


https://i.imgflip.com/16nnvs.jpg


And lastly, here's a random picture of a US Congressional Meeting.


http://cdn.thefiscaltimes.com/sites/default/files/articles/01042013_113_congress_article.jpg

[Dreamtimer]

You've proven all, Aragorn.

The attractive woman can't see the invisible ufo because her third eye is covered with makeup.

The Centauri may know of what he speaks.:eyebrows:

I'm pretty sure that saucer section hasn't been properly detached from the nacelle section.:whstl:

[lcam88]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU3Oo3r9b9s
A new excuse to not eat your vegetables?

No excuse needed, like Brexit, this is an exercise of freedom, albeit, personal freedom. No need to even think there is an expectation to conform.

I suppose "seeing" the value of freedom as depicted is indeed something that requires development of cerebral capacities... The best part is what the video doesn't show, it doesn't show this righteous attitude that is compelled to quash freedom by making a case that something is wrong.

[Aragorn]

You've proven all, Aragorn.

The attractive woman can't see the invisible ufo because her third eye is covered with makeup.

Not to mention that the chemicals from having her hair dyed blonde and the electromagnetic radiation from the solarium will have damaged her pineal gland.

So you see, it's all a conspiracy to cover up the existence of invisible aliens.

[Dreamtimer]

Not to mention that the chemicals from having her hair dyed blonde and the electromagnetic radiation from the solarium will have damaged her pineal gland.

So you see, it's all a conspiracy to cover up the existence of invisible aliens.

Which are now blue, I see.

[Aragorn]

So you see, it's all a conspiracy to cover up the existence of invisible aliens.

Which are now blue, I see.

No, those are super moderators. ;)

[enjoy being]

It seems there's growing suspicions that this could be a staged event. Several people including many white house experts are claiming the white house in the footage is actually an off white, or cream at best, and that the event has been recorded in some other location.

[Aragorn]

It seems there's growing suspicions that this could be a staged event. Several people including many white house experts are claiming the white house in the footage is actually an off white, or cream at best, and that the event has been recorded in some other location.

Yeah, White House experts, but do you believe them? They said something like that about "9/11" too — that it was done by a couple of guys who used to live in caves in Afghanistan, and ordained by Osama Bin Laden.

I don't believe them. They're just trying to fool the public. I think this is real. The blonde girl has confirmed that she could not see the invisible aliens.

This visit was probably triggered by the fact that the UK has left the EU refeyendum (http://jandeane81.com/threads/9527-How-will-the-EU-Referendum-go-down-Will-they-Brexit-or-Bremain?p=841952248&viewfull=1#post841952248). The aliens know about that.

[enjoy being]

Yeah, White House experts, but do you believe them? They said something like that about "9/11" too — that it was done by a couple of guys who used to live in caves in Afghanistan, and ordained by Osama Bin Laden.

I don't believe them. They're just trying to fool the public. I think this is real. The blonde girl has confirmed that she could not see the invisible aliens. This visit was probably triggered by the fact that the UK has left the EU refeyendum (http://jandeane81.com/threads/9527-How-will-the-EU-Referendum-go-down-Will-they-Brexit-or-Bremain?p=841952248&viewfull=1#post841952248). The aliens know about that.

True, I don't expect the colour analysis experts to shed much light on the type of white we are dealing with. It's just as likely a colour balance issue on individual monitors so could be months before everyone's sets can be calibrated.

[Aragorn]

True, I don't expect the colour analysis experts to shed much light on the type of white we are dealing with. It's just as likely a colour balance issue on individual monitors so could be months before everyone's sets can be calibrated.

Exactly! And who knows what kind of smartphones they use? For all we know, their choice of smartphone could be related to their political affiliation: Demigods vs. Repulsicans.

[modwiz]

Great banter here. This thread has held up for providing some fun and levity. Levity being very important for hovering above lawns.

[Cearna]

Great banter here. Levity being very important for hovering above lawns.



Levity, it's my Gods holding it in place, how mad can you be?????????

[modwiz]

Levity, it's my Gods holding it in place, how mad can you be?????????

On a scale of 1-10, I go all Spinal Tap and top out at 11. On special occasions that is.

[Elen]

In honour of our "late" scibuster, here is a video in/from German(y), in that order.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRvLNJqP1Qs

You really don't have to speak German to understand what's going on, besides it's only 46 seconds.

[Aragorn]

In honour of our "late" scibuster, here is a video in/from German(y), in that order.

[...]

You really don't have to speak German to understand what's going on, besides it's only 46 seconds.

I'm not sure whether that was really from Germany. That woman has a very peculiar accent — more like Swiss, but something tells me that's not where she's from either. Wikipedia has no page on the acronym representing the alleged news network she's working for. :hmm:

I've seen this video before, though. It's not recent, and strangely enough, there haven't been any follow-ups to it. Maybe it's a fragment from a sci-fi television show? I've seen something similarly eerie on YouTube where a cop pulls someone over and the guy disintegrates him. Turns out it was a scene from the series "The 4400" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_4400). :hmm:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV8w7O2Rl8Q

[modwiz]

I'm not sure whether that was really from Germany. That woman has a very peculiar accent — more like Swiss, but something tells me that's not where she's from either. Wikipedia has no page on the acronym representing the alleged news network she's working for. :hmm:

I've seen this video before, though. It's not recent, and strangely enough, there haven't been any follow-ups to it. Maybe it's a fragment from a sci-fi television show? I've seen something similarly eerie on YouTube where a cop pulls someone over and the guy disintegrates him. Turns out it was a scene from the series "The 4400" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_4400). :hmm:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV8w7O2Rl8Q

Mwu-ha-ha. It is the Mandela Effect. Welcome to the twilight zone.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1sf2CzEq0w

[Elen]

I'm not sure whether that was really from Germany. That woman has a very peculiar accent — more like Swiss, but something tells me that's not where she's from either. Wikipedia has no page on the acronym representing the alleged news network she's working for. :hmm:

I've seen this video before, though. It's not recent, and strangely enough, there haven't been any follow-ups to it. Maybe it's a fragment from a sci-fi television show? I've seen something similarly eerie on YouTube where a cop pulls someone over and the guy disintegrates him. Turns out it was a scene from the series "The 4400" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_4400). :hmm:

:ha::cool::ha:

Why am I not surprised?

[Barbarella]

In honour of our "late" scibuster, here is a video in/from German(y), in that order.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRvLNJqP1Qs

You really don't have to speak German to understand what's going on, besides it's only 46 seconds.

That one's an easy one to unpick!

There is no such TV station as 9HPDM and my German colleague says her German is so bad (strong French accent) that no real TV station would use her.

But we all knew that didn't we?

A moment on Google will reveal lots of confirmation that this is a poor hoax - sorry...

Babs

[Greenbarry]

:hilarious:

[Aragorn]

More news has been coming in from highly specialized researchers in this field. Courtney Brown of the Farsight Institute has now come forward and confirmed that they were finally able to remote-view that the UFO hovering over the White House lawn was of the same design, outer hull texture and color as this one here-below...


http://www.grenswetenschap.nl/images/artikelfoto/TR%20Kecksburg%20replica%20080711.jpg

As experts will be able to confirm, this is a quite familiar ship design, indeed. I myself have personally already amply seen many ships of this type on all kinds of lawns. The only difference is that the ones I saw were always in full contact with the lawn, and much smaller. I suspect that they may have been harvesting chlorophyl from the grass, although that in itself does not explain why some of them appear to be landing on pavement instead.

The ones I've witnessed also didn't have any inscriptions on them — or at least, none that I cared to investigate at the time. I have so far always chosen to maintain a safe distance between myself and these vessels because of the potential for radioactive contamination. The outer hull of such craft appears to have a magnetic influence on the rubber from which the soles of footwear are made. Ample witnesses have already reported that any contact between the footwear and the hull fabric triggers a nauseating olfactory experience, which I believe to be the result of radiation sickness caused by the craft's space-time distortion fields.

But either way, the shape, the color and the texture of the outer hull do match. Presumably then, this is a vessel from an extraterrestrial civilization that has been visiting our planet since at least as far back in history as that wolves and other canines first allowed themselves to become domesticated by man.

I've personally also already witnessed more disk-shaped craft of a similar color and outer hull texture, albeit usually domeless and with a somewhat wider circumference, on meadows commonly populated by terrestrial equine and bovine species. I smell a link here with the reports of cattle mutilation.


: Sherlock:

The similarities in color and hull fabrics also lead me to suspect that there must be an exchange going on in metallurgical knowledge and composite materials between different interstellar civilizations. It is very likely even that they would have united in a refeyendum. (http://jandeane81.com/threads/9527-How-will-the-EU-Referendum-go-down-Will-they-Brexit-or-Bremain?p=841952248&viewfull=1#post841952248)

:hmm:

[modwiz]

More news has been coming in from highly specialized researchers in this field. Courtney Brown of the Farsight Institute has now come forward and confirmed that they were finally able to remote-view that the UFO hovering over the White House lawn was of the same design, outer hull texture and color as this one here-below...


http://www.grenswetenschap.nl/images/artikelfoto/TR%20Kecksburg%20replica%20080711.jpg

As experts will be able to confirm, this is a quite familiar ship design, indeed. I myself have personally already amply seen many ships of this type on all kinds of lawns. The only difference is that the ones I saw were always in full contact with the lawn, and much smaller. I suspect that they may have been harvesting chlorophyl from the grass, although that in itself does not explain why some of them appear to be landing on pavement instead.

The ones I've witnessed also didn't have any inscriptions on them — or at least, none that I cared to investigate at the time. I have so far always chosen to maintain a safe distance between myself and these vessels because of the potential for radioactive contamination. The outer hull of such craft appears to have a magnetic influence on the rubber from which the soles of footwear are made. Ample witnesses have already reported that any contact between the footwear and the hull fabric triggers a nauseating olfactory experience, which I believe to be the result of radiation sickness caused by the craft's space-time distortion fields.

But either way, the shape, the color and the texture of the outer hull do match. Presumably then, this is a vessel from an extraterrestrial civilization that has been visiting our planet since at least as far back in history as that wolves and other canines first allowed themselves to become domesticated by man.

I've personally also already witnessed more disk-shaped craft of a similar color and outer hull texture, albeit usually domeless and with a somewhat wider circumference, on meadows commonly populated by terrestrial equine and bovine species. I smell a link here with the reports of cattle mutilation.


: Sherlock:

The similarities in color and hull fabrics also lead me to suspect that there must be an exchange going on in metallurgical knowledge and composite materials between different interstellar civilizations. It is very likely even that they would have united in a refeyendum. (http://jandeane81.com/threads/9527-How-will-the-EU-Referendum-go-down-Will-they-Brexit-or-Bremain?p=841952248&viewfull=1#post841952248)

:hmm:

his made me think of Gimli in Fangorn Forest when he heard about trees talking and wondered what they had to talk about except maybe "the consistency of squirrel droppings".

[Cearna]

his made me think of Gimli in Fangorn Forest when he heard about trees talking and wondered what they had to talk about except maybe "the consistency of squirrel droppings".

Now that's what I'm talking about Willis!

[Joanna]

More news has been coming in from highly specialized researchers in this field. Courtney Brown of the Farsight Institute has now come forward and confirmed that they were finally able to remote-view that the UFO hovering over the White House lawn was of the same design, outer hull texture and color as this one here-below...


http://www.grenswetenschap.nl/images/artikelfoto/TR%20Kecksburg%20replica%20080711.jpg

As experts will be able to confirm, this is a quite familiar ship design, indeed. I myself have personally already amply seen many ships of this type on all kinds of lawns. The only difference is that the ones I saw were always in full contact with the lawn, and much smaller. I suspect that they may have been harvesting chlorophyl from the grass, although that in itself does not explain why some of them appear to be landing on pavement instead.

The ones I've witnessed also didn't have any inscriptions on them — or at least, none that I cared to investigate at the time. I have so far always chosen to maintain a safe distance between myself and these vessels because of the potential for radioactive contamination. The outer hull of such craft appears to have a magnetic influence on the rubber from which the soles of footwear are made. Ample witnesses have already reported that any contact between the footwear and the hull fabric triggers a nauseating olfactory experience, which I believe to be the result of radiation sickness caused by the craft's space-time distortion fields.

But either way, the shape, the color and the texture of the outer hull do match. Presumably then, this is a vessel from an extraterrestrial civilization that has been visiting our planet since at least as far back in history as that wolves and other canines first allowed themselves to become domesticated by man.

I've personally also already witnessed more disk-shaped craft of a similar color and outer hull texture, albeit usually domeless and with a somewhat wider circumference, on meadows commonly populated by terrestrial equine and bovine species. I smell a link here with the reports of cattle mutilation.


: Sherlock:

The similarities in color and hull fabrics also lead me to suspect that there must be an exchange going on in metallurgical knowledge and composite materials between different interstellar civilizations. It is very likely even that they would have united in a refeyendum. (http://jandeane81.com/threads/9527-How-will-the-EU-Referendum-go-down-Will-they-Brexit-or-Bremain?p=841952248&viewfull=1#post841952248)

:hmm:

Harvesting chlorophyll, eh? You mean all this time it's just been the 'Little Green Men' looking for a dietary supplement? ;)

[Elen]

Harvesting chlorophyll, eh? You mean all this time it's just been the 'Little Green Men' looking for a dietary supplement? ;)

I believe you Joanna, is the only one to put this whole thread to shame. We're just having fun here with the "official" story as such, and please do humour us. I think Aragorn is referring to the slugs on the lawn looking for chlorophyll... he's a real : Sherlock: as you can see. I'm afraid you've lost out on the whole story which is a real hoot. We are finding ways to make up numbers on the counting machine here. :h5:

[Aragorn]

I believe you Joanna, is the only one to put this whole thread to shame. We're just having fun here with the "official" story as such, and please do humour us.

I believe you've made an error of judgement, Sister. Joanna is fully aware of our efforts here, because she and I had been communicating off the forum. I also find her comment rather humorous. :p


I think Aragorn is referring to the slugs on the lawn looking for chlorophyll...

Actually, no, slugs was not what I was referring to. :) They generally don't generate an unpleasant olfactory experience when you step on them. :p I was actually referring to much smellier things, which come in all shapes and sizes. :p

:ha:

[Chester]

I'm not sure whether that was really from Germany. That woman has a very peculiar accent — more like Swiss, but something tells me that's not where she's from either. Wikipedia has no page on the acronym representing the alleged news network she's working for. :hmm:

I've seen this video before, though. It's not recent, and strangely enough, there haven't been any follow-ups to it. Maybe it's a fragment from a sci-fi television show? I've seen something similarly eerie on YouTube where a cop pulls someone over and the guy disintegrates him. Turns out it was a scene from the series "The 4400" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_4400). :hmm:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV8w7O2Rl8Q

Clearly one of the lesser advanced alien groups as this one had to pull over for the policeman so as to lure this same policeman into the required proximity for disabling... all because of their limited technology. I suspect Mantid, Draco or Grey.

I'm sending the video to an alien identification authority over at for further verification.

[Aragorn]

Clearly one of the lesser advanced alien groups as this one had to pull over for the policeman so as to lure this same policeman into the required proximity for disabling... all because of their limited technology. I suspect Mantid, Draco or Grey.

I'm sending the video to an alien identification authority over at for further verification.

It would then most likely be the Greys, because according to information presented to us by well-informed sources, neither Mantids nor Dracos would fit behind the wheel of a standard US market automobile.

Granted though, the Grey might need to pile a few pillows on the driver's seat first so as to be able to look out through the windshield. :p

[Chester]

It would then most likely be the Greys, because according to information presented to us by well-informed sources, neither Mantids nor Dracos would fit behind the wheel of a standard US market automobile.

Granted though, the Grey might need to pile a few pillows on the driver's seat first so as to be able to look out through the windshield. :p

well... what about a midget draco or midget mantid?

[Aragorn]

It would then most likely be the Greys, because according to information presented to us by well-informed sources, neither Mantids nor Dracos would fit behind the wheel of a standard US market automobile.

Granted though, the Grey might need to pile a few pillows on the driver's seat first so as to be able to look out through the windshield. :p

well... what about a midget draco or midget mantid?

Theoretically, that would be possible. However, given the rather Nazi-like eugenics practised by these two civilizations, I deduct that any specimens exhibiting dwarfism among those species would be euthanized from an early age on. :p

[Dreamtimer]

Sam, you'll never get through the blue avian wall.:ttr:

[modwiz]

well... what about a midget draco or midget mantid?

I hear midgets cost extra in some circles.

[Dreamtimer]

I'm not sure what to make of that, Modwiz. So many possibilities...

[modwiz]

I'm not sure what to make of that, Modwiz. So many possibilities...

Something to toss around, eh? lol. Just remember, as Gimli said, "Never toss a dwarf".

Midgets are a different category.

[Dreamtimer]

Tossing was the first thing that came to mind. But 'midgets' is what threw me off. It's a small difference...:ttr:

[modwiz]

Tossing was the first thing that came to mind. But 'midgets' is what threw me off. It's a small difference...:ttr:

I am still laughing from that one. Good turn of a phrase. Stream of consciousness feeds the wit.

[modwiz]

Of course there are special circumstances where pride must bow down to necessity.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKrei80jBg8

[Dreamtimer]

I swear, I broke out in applause and laughter in the theater at this scene.

Geez, now I wanna go have another LOTR marathon. Of course, if you add in the Hobbit movies it would take a whole weekend.

And there'd be no time to post here...

[Cearna]

Should have caught up with us earlier, then, well we could have really had a party.

[Elen]

Of course there are special circumstances where pride must bow down to necessity.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKrei80jBg8

Don't tell the others..:smile2: it doesn't matter how, just get it done :)