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mocha
1st April 2015, 21:47
ATTENTION TOT MEMBERS: below is a satire, it is not true, it is an ʻApril Fools Jokeʻ. Do not copy and send this to others unless your recipients have been likewise warned or they appreciate satire. Mods please remove the thread if you feel itʻs necessary



By Dr. Mercola

This month, federal health officials are rolling out a national adult immunization plan that contains a new Mandatory Adult Vaccination1,2 and Electronic Tracking Program. The government is urging Americans to fulfill their obligation to support and comply with the anti-choice requirement to relinquish responsibility for personal health and well-being to federally appointed health officials through pharmaceutical enhancements.

Public health officials will be monitoring Twitter and Facebook posts for anti-vaccine chatter that may indicate non-compliance with federal vaccine recommendations and state vaccine mandates.

"The measles outbreak in Disneyland is a prime example of how Americans are incapable of protecting their own health and making wise health choices,” said a spokesman for the federally sponsored Anti-Choicers United Campaign.

"We are delighted that every state has pledged to move forward on bills to eliminate vaccine exemptions and support mandatory vaccine compliance, and we remind Americans that failure to vaccinate is a serious biothreat that simply will no longer be tolerated.”

French time-management specialist Aucun Choix—who was not consulted during the negotiations with drug companies that preceded the mandate—commented that “removing choice is one of the most basic steps you can take to simplify your life,” noting that Americans suffer an inordinate amount of stress as a result of having too many choices.

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2015/04/01/mandatory-adult-vaccination-tracking-program.aspx?e_cid=20150401Z1_DNL_B_art_1&utm_source=dnl&utm_medium=email&utm_content=art1&utm_campaign=20150401Z1_DNL_B&et_cid=DM73200&et_rid=898036334


Ok, this is Dr Mercolaʻs April Fools joke. He says:

This piece is our annual April Fool's article. Some of the details herein are true, however, and the article could be suggestive of what we might face in the near future, should we fail to take corrective action to protect and preserve vaccine exemptions, informed consent, and medical freedom of choice.

ERK
1st April 2015, 21:49
This is going to be unwelcome news for some people...

By Dr. Mercola

This month, federal health officials are rolling out a national adult immunization plan that contains a new Mandatory Adult Vaccination1,2 and Electronic Tracking Program. The government is urging Americans to fulfill their obligation to support and comply with the anti-choice requirement to relinquish responsibility for personal health and well-being to federally appointed health officials through pharmaceutical enhancements.

Public health officials will be monitoring Twitter and Facebook posts for anti-vaccine chatter that may indicate non-compliance with federal vaccine recommendations and state vaccine mandates.

"The measles outbreak in Disneyland is a prime example of how Americans are incapable of protecting their own health and making wise health choices,” said a spokesman for the federally sponsored Anti-Choicers United Campaign.

"We are delighted that every state has pledged to move forward on bills to eliminate vaccine exemptions and support mandatory vaccine compliance, and we remind Americans that failure to vaccinate is a serious biothreat that simply will no longer be tolerated.”

French time-management specialist Aucun Choix—who was not consulted during the negotiations with drug companies that preceded the mandate—commented that “removing choice is one of the most basic steps you can take to simplify your life,” noting that Americans suffer an inordinate amount of stress as a result of having too many choices.

…"BS Alert Rolling Out in April

The government has already begun monitoring Twitter and Facebook posts to detect anti-vaccine sentiment for the purpose of monitoring for non-compliance with federal vaccine use recommendations.

As early as next month, the BioSafety (BS) Alert system will become fully functional, sending out text message alerts to any cellphone within a 500 foot radius of one or more suspected unvaccinated adults, who may also be parents of unvaccinated children. The BS Alerts will be categorized according to threat level based on the number of unvaccinated threats milling about in any given area:

BS Alert Level 1: One unvaccinated individual within a 500-foot radius of your current location. Finish up what you're doing and calmly leave the area.

BS Alert Level 2: Two to five unvaccinated individuals within a 500-foot radius of your current location. Call the BS Alert center for extraction assistance.

BS Alert Level 3: More than five unvaccinated individuals within a 500-foot radius of your current location. No action required. Hazmat-equipped containment unit is automatically dispatched to the scene of the anti-anti-choice conglomeration."

Read the whole article here:

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2015/04/01/mandatory-adult-vaccination-tracking-program.aspx?e_cid=20150401Z1_DNL_B_art_1&utm_source=dnl&utm_medium=email&utm_content=art1&utm_campaign=20150401Z1_DNL_B&et_cid=DM73200&et_rid=898036334


You do know that he posted this as an April fool's joke?

ERK
1st April 2015, 21:54
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Tribe
1st April 2015, 22:03
thats a pretty fear based joke , shame on mercola ! that said i still will buy his magnesium lol .. i see what he is doing with this but it would have really shaken a few people :(

mocha
1st April 2015, 22:03
Yes, I hit the post button before finishing with the joke part, when I meant to hit the preview button, then thought I should tone it down a bit and removed part of the post.

He is concerned that some medical procedures like this will become mandatory, hence his little joke. Pretty well done article, even better than some "The Onion" satire.

Calz
2nd April 2015, 02:29
thats a pretty fear based joke , shame on mercola ! that said i still will buy his magnesium lol .. i see what he is doing with this but it would have really shaken a few people :(




He is just doing what he can to get the message out ... sometimes with humor as we are all different in what we react to.

There have actually been *many* articles suggesting or even demanding mandatory vaccinations. Most on mainstream. Yes adults too.


imho if "shame" is to be directed then it should be towards the masses who simply follow along.


Health Ranger rocks as far as I am concerned ...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu2sE8gRoww

DNA
2nd April 2015, 14:00
NOT COOL!

I was in the midst of copying this and sending this out en masse.

Mocha, this is the kind of stuff that removes you from the circle of trust.

mocha
2nd April 2015, 15:18
NOT COOL!

I was in the midst of copying this and sending this out en masse.

Mocha, this is the kind of stuff that removes you from the circle of trust.

My apologies, it was not my intent to be untrustworthy, thatʻs why I added this at the bottom so people would read it and see that it was April Fools joke whose content had a serious side:


Ok, this is Dr Mercolaʻs April Fools joke. He says:

This piece is our annual April Fool's article. Some of the details herein are true, however, and the article could be suggestive of what we might face in the near future, should we fail to take corrective action to protect and preserve vaccine exemptions, informed consent, and medical freedom of choice.

DNA
2nd April 2015, 15:30
My apologies, it was not my intent to be untrustworthy, thatʻs why I added this at the bottom so people would read it and see that it was April Fools joke whose content had a serious side:

Agreed, but your title was misleading, and it seems you kind of meant it that way.
And I take this vaccine stuff with the utmost seriousness.
It's turning into a real freaking issue.
If this was your attempt to bring awareness to it, then so be it, but in my opinion it is not a joking matter.

mocha
2nd April 2015, 15:44
My apologies, I am so sorry you were offended. I used the title from Dr Mercolaʻs website as and added the warning he used. I should have made it bigger so you could see it more easily. I have now added a large warning to the top. It did not occur to me that people would take it seriously once the read the warning at the bottom. I have corrected that error and added another one.

DNA
2nd April 2015, 15:48
My apologies, I am so sorry you were offended. I used the title from Dr Mercolaʻs website as and added the warning he used. I should have made it bigger so you could see it more easily. I have now added a large warning to the top. It did not occur to me that people would take it seriously once the read the warning at the bottom. I have corrected that error and added another one.

Thanks

Tribe
2nd April 2015, 15:57
I dont think this thread warrants removing Mocha , I think your thread is fine, it is a example of what will be if the people dont wise up to it , So hey no harm has been done , people will react the way they will .. tribe :love: